humptard 

A derogatory nickname for any uncontrollably horny mammal, especially a dog.

That sad little humptard would fuck a pillow if you threw it to him.

humptard by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

Hamptarded 

An adjective describing an individual who, through history of actions, words, and/or negligence, has become known for treating others with disrespect and showing blatant disregard for their well-being despite being aware of the consequences of their actions.

The individual excuses this behavior in themselves citing privilege, status, or a sense of entitlement as eschewing them from the essential human decency expected and afforded to the average human being.

"Did that dude really just flash his junk at an anti-rape rally?"

"Yeah, he did. I hear his dad is a judge and his mom is some hot-shot lawyer."

"Oooohhhh, so he's Hamptarded."

"Exactly."

Hamptarded by OG Ghett0 October 26, 2012