Humphor 

A person who dislikes confrontation and is extremely annoying and gay. Also, that person probably has only one left nut.

Misael really cried at the prom dance,

Yeah, he's one hell of a Humphor, no doubt about it!

Humphor by AzZaZz123 October 13, 2011

Humphried 

1- Getting offside drunk. You are unable to say no to any drink placed in front of you and will swear its your last. You answer questions with facial ticks and grunts and often remove articles of clothing.

"oh man that guy is fuckin Humphried"

"Why is he taking his shirt off? Oh he's Humphried"

Humphried by Johnny Papagorgio January 6, 2012

Kris Humphriesing 

Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."

Baby, stop Kris Humphriesing me, I'm gonna get another black & blue!

Kris Humphriesing by potofgold December 11, 2012

Kris Humphries 

Married to Kim Kardashian for 72 days.

Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.

Kris Humphries by mtf November 18, 2011

Humphry Challenger 

A munchkin/pygmy type creature often big-faced, around 2 1/2 feet tall, and adorned in a orange and black leprechaun-like outfit. The Challenger can jump in your window and challenge you to a brawl. Closely related to the Pygmy Scout.

Holy shit!Earl, did you see that Humphry Challenger eating my oatmeal out of the GD trough?

Humphry Challenger by Boz Scaggert November 9, 2008

humphreyian 

a humphreyian is someone who is a #🐳-humphrey main in the omori discord server

"oh, (name) is a humphreyian!"

humphreyian by mwrisa January 12, 2022

Jameric Humphrey 

He has a wacky search history but he carries the school band

“Jameric Humphrey looks like Craig from Craig of the Creek”

Jameric Humphrey by gary fendermen December 19, 2021