humphris

An amazing hot dude who is friend swith alyssa diblasi and loves to party

Humphris is lit

by Alyssa dibalsi April 6, 2017

humphris

An amazing hot dude who is friend swith si and loves to party

Humphries I'd lit as humphris

by The flying reinderr April 6, 2017

Humphried

1- Getting offside drunk. You are unable to say no to any drink placed in front of you and will swear its your last. You answer questions with facial ticks and grunts and often remove articles of clothing.

"oh man that guy is fuckin Humphried"

"Why is he taking his shirt off? Oh he's Humphried"

by Johnny Papagorgio January 6, 2012

Kris Humphriesing

Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."

Baby, stop Kris Humphriesing me, I'm gonna get another black & blue!

by potofgold December 11, 2012

Kris Humphries

Married to Kim Kardashian for 72 days.

Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.

by mtf November 18, 2011

Rusty Humphries

Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.

The Rusty Humphries Radio show.

by Non Urban July 11, 2009

Justin Humphries

Sexy man with attractive goatee, Steelers fan and everyone loves him

Justin Humphries is the sexiest man i have ever met in my entire life

by pittsburgh000 June 3, 2010