Hump Trump

To be interrupted in the moment of intercourse. This interruption ruins the moment. Similar to the cock block, but during sex.

Guy 1 - "Dude, not only did her friend unsuccessfully try to cock block me all night, when I finally put it in her I got a phone call from my mom."
Guy 2 - "Man, your mom hump trumped you!"

by conbonjovi December 10, 2009

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Hump Trump

someone farting while another person if giving them anal

yo i was fuckin' my gf and she Hump Trumped me!

by TwilightNight01 September 10, 2016

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Hump n' Trump

Hump n' Trump =

When you have a one night stand / hookup with a sane person but stay over and have to pretend to be a Trump supporter to make a swift, guilt-free exit first thing in the morning.

'Oh we went home together and I shouldn't have stayed the whole night but I hump n' Trumped my way out of there.'

' I want to ask this girl to date me but I think she'll Hump n' Trump me.'

'He did the Hump n' Trump before the news paper hit the door step'

'I did the Hump n' Trump, felt bad, but really I'm all for Sanders...'

by Bojrezo June 13, 2016

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