Definitions by Kal2731

Trump Hump 

When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.

He promised my legs would shake but all he gave me was a Trump Hump.

Trump Hump by Kal2731 October 7, 2021