conbonjovi's definitions

cum fumble

The phenomenon that occurs when - right at the moment of climax - your grandma calls. Essentially, any action that ruins an imminent orgasm.

Can also be called the cumble fumble or simply cumble.

Guy - "Oh baby, I'm gonna cum."
Girl - "Fill my sweet poonani with you jizzum, please!"
Guy - "Urm.. I think you just cum fumbled me."

by conbonjovi December 10, 2009

Hump Trump

To be interrupted in the moment of intercourse. This interruption ruins the moment. Similar to the cock block, but during sex.

Guy 1 - "Dude, not only did her friend unsuccessfully try to cock block me all night, when I finally put it in her I got a phone call from my mom."
Guy 2 - "Man, your mom hump trumped you!"

by conbonjovi December 10, 2009