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humptyrump 

when you smash someone so hard that they pass out for a couple seconds
bro, i absolutely humptyrumped my girlfriend last night

fr no one asked
humptyrump by kid stealer November 24, 2022
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Humpthumpled 

This word means the ultimate form of intoxication. You cannot get more drunk than humpthumpled. It is hamdangled times 20.
I was so humpthumpled last night, I threw up like 5 times.
Humpthumpled by Jason Lawes February 24, 2009

humpytrumpydumpy 

A humpytrumpydumpy happens during sex. It can happen to both men and women. It's when you are the one humping. You hump too hard that you end up farting. The combination of the humping and farting creates pressure in the back and ends up making u shit...
Guy 1: Hey! Heard you had sex last night! How'd it go man?
Guy 2: Badly.....
Guy 1: Oh god why?
Guy 2: Well...I got a little carried away and ended up doing a humpytrumpydumpy........
humpytrumpydumpy by Lejdjdjdj January 3, 2017

Humpygrumpy 

The act of being pissed off or mad after sex.
Humpygrumpy: Whoa, she was so humpy grumpy after they fucked around on my couch.
Humpygrumpy by TNT X2 August 11, 2016

humpydumpy 

when you humpydumpy a man but dumpy your friend
humpydumpy by dkika October 11, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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