Hummus

Hummus is a food that tastes good with Miniminter. Mostly behind a television.

"Ok good, now that Talia is gone we can suck off each other with hummus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Fandango420 July 11, 2020

Hummus

When u shit in ur girls mouth then nut, then u swirl it wit ur toes to make hummus for crackers at the nursing home

Dude I just hummused

by Jspitaa April 23, 2021

Hummus

This is synonym For gay sex

Josh:”I really want some hummus right now.”
Toby:”you mean the dip?”
Josh:”no i mean gay sex…maybe with you 🤤”

by L+E hoe June 29, 2022

Hummus

Hummus is the lumpy residue that is farmed from under the folds of obese people.

Hey Tara, lift up your shirt so I can scoop out some hummus from under your back-flap. This cracker's too dry on its own.

by Poppage September 25, 2010

Hummus

a diarrhea type substance that taste good with peta bread

you got any hummus so i can eat it off your ass?

by paki_hijabi October 7, 2016

Hummus

Hummus is a Levantine dip or spread made from cooked, mashed chickpeas or other beans, blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt, and garlic. It is popular in the Middle East and Mediterranean, as well as in Middle Eastern cuisine around the globe. Not to be confused with Hamas , a Palestinian Sunni-Islamist fundamentalist organisation.

I got hummus for lunch

by Nesscliffe June 24, 2019

Hummus

a sexual desire by both men and women, females describing it as hummus, where as men describe it as hummas. It is classified in three seperate divisions, the first being extremely good hummus, the second being sub-par hummus, and the third being sloppy hummus.

"dude.. hummus in the bathroom right now."
"yo, she won't give you hummus, your not worthy of it."

by Kcamsss1133344 February 22, 2009