Humatoga

Someone who loves dogs with all of their heart.

John is a Humatoga

Humatoga by Jeef of the Red Trees March 9, 2022

Hematogasm 

When a man ejaculates blood.

Garrett: Dude, I was checking out that Stormy Daniels flick. Pulled it so hard that blood came out my wiener. Am I gonna die?

Bjork: No. it’s just a hematogasm but you should probably spend less time on the internet.

Hematogasm by Scout was fat. March 7, 2018