A great feeling of joy and excitement that makes you want to (strongly) dry hump any living thing you see.
After I got my test score back and saw I got a WHOLE 69 PERCENT (the best grade I’ve gotten this whole semester) I felt humptastic and started dry humping the teachers leg.
Humptism is the worship of the great lord humpty , who fell for our sins ,but all the kings horses and all the kings men , couldn't put humpty back together again .
I was gonna convert to humptism but I thought black live's mattered .
Humptism is often represented by an egg or potatoe .
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"