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HUMPTASTIC 

Something that you feel great desire to hump (strongly) or something that you would really enjoy
MAN 1 "Hey man do you want a milkshake?"
MAN 2 "THAT SOUNDS HUMPTASTIC! Although I hear they rape dogs....."

HUMPTASTIC by blonde71694 March 29, 2008
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Humptastic 

A great feeling of joy and excitement that makes you want to (strongly) dry hump any living thing you see.
After I got my test score back and saw I got a WHOLE 69 PERCENT (the best grade I’ve gotten this whole semester) I felt humptastic and started dry humping the teachers leg.
Humptastic by urban peepeeface February 1, 2021

humptyscrabitz

any part of a building or object with angles that stick out
any small part that no one
knows the name of
My house looks smaller than others cuse it has that humptyscrabitz.
humptyscrabitz by lilredhen June 22, 2008

Humposaurus 

When a dog will not stop humping an object you should call it a Humposaurus.
Ahhh dog!!! Stop being such a Humposaurus!
Humptism is the worship of the great lord humpty , who fell for our sins ,but all the kings horses and all the kings men , couldn't put humpty back together again .
I was gonna convert to humptism but I thought black live's mattered .

Humptism is often represented by an egg or potatoe .

Humptism will reign supreme over the Jews .
humptism by Hail humpty October 14, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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