Humptos

A clown that likes little boys a little too much

“Son let’s see that Humptos clown I heard he likes boys.” Or “that Bill Cosby is a Humptos.”

Humptos by Hairy gi gi gats February 9, 2020

HUMPTASTIC 

Something that you feel great desire to hump (strongly) or something that you would really enjoy

MAN 1 "Hey man do you want a milkshake?"
MAN 2 "THAT SOUNDS HUMPTASTIC! Although I hear they rape dogs....."

HUMPTASTIC by blonde71694 March 29, 2008

Humptastic 

A great feeling of joy and excitement that makes you want to (strongly) dry hump any living thing you see.

After I got my test score back and saw I got a WHOLE 69 PERCENT (the best grade I’ve gotten this whole semester) I felt humptastic and started dry humping the teachers leg.

Humptastic by urban peepeeface February 1, 2021

humptyscrabitz

any part of a building or object with angles that stick out
any small part that no one
knows the name of

My house looks smaller than others cuse it has that humptyscrabitz.

humptyscrabitz by lilredhen June 22, 2008

Humposaurus 

When a dog will not stop humping an object you should call it a Humposaurus.

Ahhh dog!!! Stop being such a Humposaurus!

Humposaurus by Kylethegayestofthemall December 15, 2015

humptism

Humptism is the worship of the great lord humpty , who fell for our sins ,but all the kings horses and all the kings men , couldn't put humpty back together again .

I was gonna convert to humptism but I thought black live's mattered .

Humptism is often represented by an egg or potatoe .

Humptism will reign supreme over the Jews .

humptism by Hail humpty October 14, 2017