Garrett: Dude, I was checking out that Stormy Daniels flick. Pulled it so hard that blood came out my wiener. Am I gonna die?
Bjork: No. it’s just a hematogasm but you should probably spend less time on the internet.
Bjork: No. it’s just a hematogasm but you should probably spend less time on the internet.
by Scout was fat. March 7, 2018
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