Hematogasm 

When a man ejaculates blood.

Garrett: Dude, I was checking out that Stormy Daniels flick. Pulled it so hard that blood came out my wiener. Am I gonna die?

Bjork: No. it’s just a hematogasm but you should probably spend less time on the internet.

Hematogasm by Scout was fat. March 7, 2018

Heathgasm 

And unsatisfactory orgasm or an event that is disappointing and does not live up to your standards

1. "How was the party?"
"It was a bit of a heathgasm"
2. Sleeping with George was a definite heathgasm

Heathgasm by Heath Messenger August 26, 2007

heatgasm 

What you experience when you've got a poison ivy rash and you take a hot shower

Omg, my mind was about to explode after that heatgasm I had in the shower

heatgasm by shuman407 October 20, 2008

heatgasm 

The feeling you get when moving somewhere very warm or hot after being outside on a very cold day.

Ex 1: Phil: "Dude I love heatgasms they feel so good."
Ex 2: "Oh man last night when I came in from shoveling I had a heatgasm, it was great."

heatgasm by mr.mmbossypants29 December 30, 2011

Heatgasm 

When someone becomes so overwhelmed by warmness that they reach the brink of an orgasm.

Zak gets into Laurens car

Zak: Wow Lauren it's so warm in here.

Lauren: I know. I'm having a heatgasm

Heatgasm by guy1234000 February 23, 2011

aural hematomas

When you are fucking someone anally who is wearing doorknocker earrings. You grab them and pull back and forth as fast as you can making their ears swell up. Sometimes resulting in a pink ear.

Josh: "Haha me and Jen were doing it doggy style last night when i noticed she was wearing her door knockers, So i grabbed and yanked them side to side"
Zack: "Haha nice classic aural hematomas right there."
Josh: "ya except she tighted up her ass when i did it and i pulled out... here ears swelled up and turned all pink it was nasty"
Zach: "Eww."

aural hematomas by CCB19 July 6, 2010