hematophilia 

it is the act of being turned on by blood

love of vampires usually leads to hematophilia

hematophilia by jojomomma May 11, 2011

Hematophilia 

Hematophilia is a term used to refer to a blood fetish, which is being turned on by the texture, taste, or appearance of blood

I think "hematophilia" is weird, i dont understand it at all
I am "hematophilic" i can explain it to you

Hematophilia by SillyVampire January 18, 2024

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

haematophilia 

Haematophilia within BDSM, refers to the sexual interest in blood. The fetish can be satisfied in many ways, usually through visual exposure. Though, ingestion of, submersion in and withdrawal of blood can all be ways to fulfill one's desires related to the fetish. A common misconception about haematophilia is that it can be triggered by period blood, this is in almost all cases, inaccurate.

Person1: why was he breathing heavily throughout the lab practical where we withdrew blood?
Person2: he was horny, he has haematophilia!

haematophilia by your blood boi June 10, 2019

humanophilia 

A psychological disorder in which a non-human lifeform experiences a sexual preference for humans.

My dog Rex won't stop humping your girlfriend's leg... he's a damn humanophiliac!

Kelloggs has fired several high profile individuals over the years for not properly representing the company in public. Michael Phelps was removed from their ad campaigns after he was caught smoking dope in public. Prior to that Toucan Sam got canned for being an E user and Tony the Tiger was fired for his humanophiliac tendancies.

humanophilia by pmbear February 7, 2009

hemophiliac 

A person who is affected with hemophilia. Hemophilia is a hereditary blood defect in which blood clotting is delayed that occurs almost exclusively in males. There is difficulty in controlling hemorrhage even after minor injuries.

His doctors became aware that he was a hemophiliac when he accidently cut himself and the bleeding could not be controlled easily.

hemophiliac by Holly M January 17, 2008

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

a made up school. used to imply rich people.

where did you go, little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs?

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Zach B. February 11, 2004