Humach 

hu·mach / ’(h)yoo-mä’SH
A portmanteau combining the words human and machine.

noun – An outsourced customer service and sales provider; creator of a system that combines the creativity and experience of humans with the analytics and automation of machines.

Humach will help you revolutionize the way you engage, acquire and support your customers.

Humach by Humach April 25, 2016

Huachón breakfast 

When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.

- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?

- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.

Huachón breakfast by Uncle Beast December 7, 2012

Humaphobia 

The fear of Humanity

This also means you have issues because your afraid of yourself

Billy Bob has humaphobia

Humaphobia by Not Romanap November 29, 2016

humpchies

A mixture of humping and the munchies. The unquenchable desire to hump something. As coined in the comic 'Least I Could Do'.

Guy 1: "What're you doing in the supermarket ?"
Guy 2: "I've got the humpchies something bad pal, and that checkout girl's gonna satisfy 'em"

humpchies by StANTo June 11, 2006

Hamacher 

German farmer, expert in cow milking, beer drinking.

- You see that shitfaced guy?
- Totally a Hamacher!

Hamacher by ziiimoooon May 9, 2010

humaha 

Someone who is/have been a humaha. It means nothing, but everything at the same time.

Hey Danny stop being a humaha!

Get off my lawn you humaha!

If you reject this you are a humaha!

well aint that just some humaha!

You aint got to tell me about all that humaha.

man, today has been humaha on top of humaha.

humaha by Cpt Obv December 10, 2019

humachickie 

An unspecified or unknown object in which you know what it is but have forgotten the name

If ya had a couple wrenches you'd be able to get that humachickie off

humachickie by Dehplumber September 21, 2013