When an animal sexually assaults and
fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and
fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is
legal.
Jack: You want to get
fucked by my pony?
Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?
Jack: Beastiality would be if you
fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your
pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!
Jill: What if it comes inside me?
Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's
cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something
cum inside you!
Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream
pie. OK, I'll do it!
Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me
strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable
neck stand.
Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.
Jack: OK, here they come!
Jill: THEY?
Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.
