humaha 

Someone who is/have been a humaha. It means nothing, but everything at the same time.

Hey Danny stop being a humaha!

Get off my lawn you humaha!

If you reject this you are a humaha!

well aint that just some humaha!

You aint got to tell me about all that humaha.

man, today has been humaha on top of humaha.

humaha by Cpt Obv December 10, 2019

humanary 

Having to do with humans. This term was popularized in the 1975 Alice Cooper song, The Black Widow.

Person 1: The words he says are true!

Person 2: Your'e right! We're all humanary stew!

Person 3: Ahh! We're gonna die!

humanary by Scrawn March 2, 2008

Humanality 

When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.

Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?

Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?

Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!

Jill: What if it comes inside me?

Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!

Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!

Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.

Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.

Jack: OK, here they come!

Jill: THEY?

Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.

Humanality by xSelectivex July 3, 2011

humaraffe 

a person taller than 6" 2" a mix of the words "human" and "giraffe".

as in "basket ball players are taller than most average people, they are humaraffes

humaraffe by nikki bygrave January 22, 2009

Humama 

A dog’s human mother.

I enjoy being my dog’s humama.

Humama by Ziggy’s mom April 19, 2021

Humphalumpagus 

A way to say you slut bag.

Ron: "dude I just banged 5 girls at once"
Noah "you Humphalumpagus"

Noah: "you humfalumpagus"

Humphalumpagus by Austin01227 January 19, 2015

Humanal

To act like a human, albeit an arsehole which is typical of human behaviour

I wasn't surprised that John slept with Brian's wife, that's very humanal of him

Humanal by Mr B Poet July 6, 2016