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To randomly or unexpectedly leave anything at any point of time without any notice or prior knowledge from the opposing person or people.
That was the last time I've ever heard of Jeff. He totally hoked me!
Hoked by Willietipit May 12, 2015
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Homedale 

(n) an alternate universe, consisting primarily of cowboy boots, vehicle-filled lawns, oversized pickup trucks, and women wearing bathrobes on front porches while smoking.
the twilight zone was weird... but HOMEDALE... now that's really odd.
Homedale by Ogmosic December 13, 2010
1. Messed up completely and without hope; to be in a hoplessly bad condition or position.
2. To spray with water from a hose.
3. Swindled or taken advantage of by deception.
4. To be waylaid and prevented from accomplishing something.
1) This engine is hosed. The pistons are seized and the block is cracked.
2) I hosed down the driveway this morning; now all the leaves and debris are gone.
3) I've been hosed! That Playstation I bought yesterday was an empty case weighted with rocks!
4) A: You, sir, are a hoser. I have done nothing today due to you distracting me! B: Nary, madame, I have hosed you not!

sources: 1) general usage, jargon 2) general usage, literal 3) southern central PA 4) JSD
hosed by ninjamanzz September 3, 2012

Carolina Hoedown 

the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.
Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?

Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.

Honkey Hoedown 

The act of many caucasians gathered in one home or yard and partying, being belligerent , obnoxious, and just listening to some horrible music.
I was late for work again my new neighbors were having a Honkey Hoedown again. At least i got some digits from a few Honkey ho's
Honkey Hoedown by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012
Pronounced: "HOI-AyH"
An exclamation used when one is happy, scared, angry, or surprised.
"HoyEhh! Look at these great deals on tuna fish!"
HoyEhh by RylithT August 23, 2012