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The female version of a mandem, also used for teachers. Hoedem combines the words Hoe and 'Them'.
*group of teachers appears* The Hoedem is Coming! says James
*group of girls appears* Look at that hoedem says Tom
Hoedem by Fuse101 January 22, 2007
Words you can keep
To make a hoe of someone. Also a group of hoes would be refered to as a Hoedem.
"Damn! Look at that fine Hoedem" says Taz
"Man, I'm going to Hoedem that biatch" says Tom
Hoedem by Ninjaaa January 27, 2007
Related Words

hoevember 

Taking a vacation from meaningful relationships during the month of November, in order to "sow one's oats" as it were.
ex: " we're celebrating Hoevember by partying at a different club every night-no boyfriends allowed-and if you go home with the same guy twice you're no longer allowed!!"
hoevember by LissyHoneybee November 19, 2017

Omaha Holdem 

A community card poker game which consists of 5 community cards face up and each player being delt 4 cards to his or her hand.
Players must use 2 cards from their hand and 3 from the table to form the best possible 5 card hand. Can also be shortened to "Omaha"
What game do you wanna play tonight? Omaha?
Omaha Holdem by River Dove February 19, 2004

hotdemongachaprincess 

a very seggcy mutual and is cannonly tataglia’s lover
person 1:hey did u see the new video hotdemongachaprincess made?
person 2: yes! I’m slowly losing my sanity!
The geographic area in which a permiscuous woman residies and maintains her reign. Within these lands, even after her death, her legacy will remain.
"Look hoe, everything the light touches is yours. This is your hoedom."
Hoedom by cl0ud9 September 2, 2017

Texas Holdem

A 5-card variant of poker. Each player dealt two cards face down. 1 round of betting. 3 cards dealt face up in the 'community' which any player can use. These cards are called the flop. More betting. 1 more card to community, known as the turn or fourth street. Bet again. 5th community card, known as the river. Final round of betting. Best 5 card hand wins. Any combo of the two cards in your hand, and the 5 community cards.

Game has become very popular recently due to ESPN's televised World Series of Poker from Las Vegas. Also, Bravo's Celbrity Poker.
Me and the guys are gonna play some holdem later
Texas Holdem by Web250 January 15, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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