Housedyke
The lesbian who does everything. A housewife and handy husband combined. Complete at-home sufficiency in a single package.
Housedyke by E. J. Fray December 31, 2010
Words you can keep
housekeeping
Taking care of routine business that's needed to keep the house in a good, livable state
in other contexts, it refers to the mundane logistical work that keeps an operation running smoothly
in other contexts, it refers to the mundane logistical work that keeps an operation running smoothly
Oh you know I was just doing some housekeeping, cleaning up the kitchen counter after last nights party
I helped stock the grocery store aisles, it's not a great assignment but hey someone has to do it
I helped stock the grocery store aisles, it's not a great assignment but hey someone has to do it
housekeeping by ngicecream October 21, 2022
Related Words
The Housekeeper
When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or "doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekeeper at a hotel.
"Man, my girl pulled The Housekeeper last night when she used my pillow to put under her ass during sex."
"Did you Donkey Punch her?"
"Not this time..."
"Did you Donkey Punch her?"
"Not this time..."
The Housekeeper by thesloba May 1, 2009
Housekeeping
Ben: "Dude that was some sick housekeeping last night."
Nick: "For sure, but I mean no flip cup? Fuck that!"
Nick: "For sure, but I mean no flip cup? Fuck that!"
Housekeeping by Nassafizzle May 8, 2010
Housekeeping
Housekeeping by Qu33fy January 1, 2021
housekeeping
Guy 1: "ok now im pissed"
Guy 2: "yeah, time for some housekeeping"
or
Psycho with Uzi: housekeeping? *tears down door*
Guy 2: "yeah, time for some housekeeping"
or
Psycho with Uzi: housekeeping? *tears down door*
housekeeping by NocturnalTalon October 18, 2008
Nazi housekeeping
A reference to the Nazi zombies game in the Call of Duty franchise. It is a derogatory term that highlights the game's focus on rebuilding barriers, running away form the zombies, and generally doing anything except kill zombies.
Bob: "Have you really been playing Nazi housekeeping for 6 hours straight?"
Rob: "You just don't understand the strategy man"
Bob: "get a life... or at least play regular call of duty"
Rob: "You just don't understand the strategy man"
Bob: "get a life... or at least play regular call of duty"
Nazi housekeeping by TexasSouthWest January 20, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026