Housedyke

The lesbian who does everything. A housewife and handy husband combined. Complete at-home sufficiency in a single package.

The dog needs to go for a walk. I also need an oil change. Oh housedyke? Be a dear would you?

by E. J. Fray December 31, 2010

housekeeping

Taking care of routine business that's needed to keep the house in a good, livable state

in other contexts, it refers to the mundane logistical work that keeps an operation running smoothly

Oh you know I was just doing some housekeeping, cleaning up the kitchen counter after last nights party

I helped stock the grocery store aisles, it's not a great assignment but hey someone has to do it

by ngicecream October 21, 2022

The Housekeeper

When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or "doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekeeper at a hotel.

"Man, my girl pulled The Housekeeper last night when she used my pillow to put under her ass during sex."
"Did you Donkey Punch her?"
"Not this time..."

by thesloba May 1, 2009

Housekeeping

(NOUN) Housekeeping

Defined as:
College Dorm Party.
Small, relatively closed and limited, party.

Ben: "Dude that was some sick housekeeping last night."

Nick: "For sure, but I mean no flip cup? Fuck that!"

by Nassafizzle May 8, 2010

Housekeeping

The act of which one knocks the dust off some old pussy.

Grandma has been pretty moody lately, that bitch need some housekeeping.

by Qu33fy January 1, 2021

housekeeping

to kick all forms of ass.

Guy 1: "ok now im pissed"

Guy 2: "yeah, time for some housekeeping"
or

Psycho with Uzi: housekeeping? *tears down door*

by NocturnalTalon October 18, 2008

Nazi housekeeping

A reference to the Nazi zombies game in the Call of Duty franchise. It is a derogatory term that highlights the game's focus on rebuilding barriers, running away form the zombies, and generally doing anything except kill zombies.

Bob: "Have you really been playing Nazi housekeeping for 6 hours straight?"
Rob: "You just don't understand the strategy man"

Bob: "get a life... or at least play regular call of duty"

by TexasSouthWest January 20, 2011