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Housekeeper

A nasty woman that keeps houses after breaking up with men.
My house was yoinked by a housekeeper
Housekeeper by Frostabyssal August 18, 2022

The Housekeeper 

When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or "doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekeeper at a hotel.
"Man, my girl pulled The Housekeeper last night when she used my pillow to put under her ass during sex."
"Did you Donkey Punch her?"
"Not this time..."
The Housekeeper by thesloba May 1, 2009

Portuguese Housekeeper 

When your maid defacates on your bed before you go to bed
"Morning dad" "Hey" "Whats wrong?" "Gloria gave me a Portuguese Housekeeper"

house keeper 

Cleans up after nasty ass people,needs bigger tips and more respect
Oh she's a house keeper
house keeper by Hazendred January 31, 2019

housekeeping 

Taking care of routine business that's needed to keep the house in a good, livable state

in other contexts, it refers to the mundane logistical work that keeps an operation running smoothly
Oh you know I was just doing some housekeeping, cleaning up the kitchen counter after last nights party

I helped stock the grocery store aisles, it's not a great assignment but hey someone has to do it
housekeeping by ngicecream October 21, 2022

Housekeeping 

(NOUN) Housekeeping

Defined as:
College Dorm Party.
Small, relatively closed and limited, party.
Ben: "Dude that was some sick housekeeping last night."

Nick: "For sure, but I mean no flip cup? Fuck that!"
Housekeeping by Nassafizzle May 8, 2010
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011
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Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.
Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
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