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The act of which one knocks the dust off some old pussy.
Grandma has been pretty moody lately, that bitch need some housekeeping.
by Qu33fy January 01, 2021
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From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."
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(NOUN) Housekeeping

Defined as:
College Dorm Party.
Small, relatively closed and limited, party.
Ben: "Dude that was some sick housekeeping last night."

Nick: "For sure, but I mean no flip cup? Fuck that!"
by Nassafizzle May 08, 2010
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to kick all forms of ass.
Guy 1: "ok now im pissed"

Guy 2: "yeah, time for some housekeeping"
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Psycho with Uzi: housekeeping? *tears down door*
by NocturnalTalon September 03, 2008
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The wife getting the husband's house in a divorce settlement/contract.
My american wife finally decided to do a little housekeeping today.

The judge agreed the wife to housekeep her husband's home.

Joe's friend Hey Joe tell your wife to do some housekeeping, your house is a mess and of course you can't do it because you work 12 hours a day!
Joe Oh yeah uh after a little arguing with her, she finally did it. By the way, do you mind if I can stay at your place for a while?
by theasianamerican April 17, 2010
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Sex with the missus
Where you been? I've been trying to call you for an hour.

Had to do a little housekeeping.

Hear that brother!
by Shuaman December 28, 2016
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A code word used within a group of males to indicate that things have or are about to be really messed up. Generally during consumption of alcohol. #cryforhelp #imverydrunk #beingpesteredbyloser
Man is Very drunk and is about to fall over after being inappropriate with a work colleague the call housekeeping should give immediate assistance. Pronounced is emphasis on the e - "Housekeeeeping!!" Also is a code word to escape a dire event .
by GarryB August 25, 2016
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