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housekeeping 

Taking care of routine business that's needed to keep the house in a good, livable state

in other contexts, it refers to the mundane logistical work that keeps an operation running smoothly
Oh you know I was just doing some housekeeping, cleaning up the kitchen counter after last nights party

I helped stock the grocery store aisles, it's not a great assignment but hey someone has to do it
housekeeping by ngicecream October 21, 2022
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Housekeeping 

(NOUN) Housekeeping

Defined as:
College Dorm Party.
Small, relatively closed and limited, party.
Ben: "Dude that was some sick housekeeping last night."

Nick: "For sure, but I mean no flip cup? Fuck that!"
Housekeeping by Nassafizzle May 8, 2010

Housekeeping 

The act of which one knocks the dust off some old pussy.
Grandma has been pretty moody lately, that bitch need some housekeeping.
Housekeeping by Qu33fy January 1, 2021

housekeeping 

to kick all forms of ass.
Guy 1: "ok now im pissed"

Guy 2: "yeah, time for some housekeeping"
or

Psycho with Uzi: housekeeping? *tears down door*
housekeeping by NocturnalTalon October 18, 2008

housekeeping 

The wife getting the husband's house in a divorce settlement/contract.
My american wife finally decided to do a little housekeeping today.

The judge agreed the wife to housekeep her husband's home.

Joe's friend Hey Joe tell your wife to do some housekeeping, your house is a mess and of course you can't do it because you work 12 hours a day!
Joe Oh yeah uh after a little arguing with her, she finally did it. By the way, do you mind if I can stay at your place for a while?

Housekeeping 

Sex with the missus
Where you been? I've been trying to call you for an hour.

Had to do a little housekeeping.

Hear that brother!
Housekeeping by Shuaman December 31, 2016

Housekeeping 

A code word used within a group of males to indicate that things have or are about to be really messed up. Generally during consumption of alcohol. #cryforhelp #imverydrunk #beingpesteredbyloser
Man is Very drunk and is about to fall over after being inappropriate with a work colleague the call housekeeping should give immediate assistance. Pronounced is emphasis on the e - "Housekeeeeping!!" Also is a code word to escape a dire event .
Housekeeping by GarryB August 25, 2016