Housamo
Housamo by WhateverGuy September 28, 2018
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housemom
Who is that older lady walking to the dressing room? Is she about to dance? "No, she is just a housemom. She has hairspray, food, and all that stuff back there."
housemom by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019
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housemouse
Easy on the eyes 25-35 year old female to clean and fetch alcoholic beverages naked. Must be growth oriented, skills include but not limited to; suck starting a Harley,
Manage a clean orderly household,
Whim answerer, every.
Always maintain a clean and whorish appearance, clean shaven smell nice.
Must have chin, only one and cannot be long or pointy. Positively no butt chins.
Perky yet not abtrusive nipples.
Breasts cannot sag or disappear under arms when horizontal. A suitable size for her petite frame, slightly larger, and never bra bound. Sleevless Midriff shirts muat be worn when cleaning and when washing vehicles.
Must have ass to die for, and believabley say the line, " I dont know, Ive never done that before".
Followed up response "ok".
Labia must not be of such a length that it requires circumcision,Or tied back.
Feet must be petite and pretty, and not pigeon toed, fungi ridden or callused and corn ridden. knees must appear feminine, and cannot be knocked.
Teeth must be straight, brushed and remain in mouth always. Natural preferred. No missing front teeth or broken jagged teeth.
Eyes must be focused and not crossed except when applicable. (Curling of toes could apply also)
Ears must be of a suitable size for handles, while not flappy or oversized for the size of her head. Which should match her petite frame. Hair must be long, and never in a bun, EVER.
Hands must be feminine and small in size, and are required to not be in everything.
Manage a clean orderly household,
Whim answerer, every.
Always maintain a clean and whorish appearance, clean shaven smell nice.
Must have chin, only one and cannot be long or pointy. Positively no butt chins.
Perky yet not abtrusive nipples.
Breasts cannot sag or disappear under arms when horizontal. A suitable size for her petite frame, slightly larger, and never bra bound. Sleevless Midriff shirts muat be worn when cleaning and when washing vehicles.
Must have ass to die for, and believabley say the line, " I dont know, Ive never done that before".
Followed up response "ok".
Labia must not be of such a length that it requires circumcision,Or tied back.
Feet must be petite and pretty, and not pigeon toed, fungi ridden or callused and corn ridden. knees must appear feminine, and cannot be knocked.
Teeth must be straight, brushed and remain in mouth always. Natural preferred. No missing front teeth or broken jagged teeth.
Eyes must be focused and not crossed except when applicable. (Curling of toes could apply also)
Ears must be of a suitable size for handles, while not flappy or oversized for the size of her head. Which should match her petite frame. Hair must be long, and never in a bun, EVER.
Hands must be feminine and small in size, and are required to not be in everything.
housemouse by The Fabrik8r October 11, 2015
hana housammy
hana housammy by hundred March 17, 2013
Housatosis
Dude walks into his buddy’s house: “Whoa, what’s that funky smell?”
Buddy: “Oh, it’s just housatosis, I’ve been in South Dakota pheasant hunting for the last week
Buddy: “Oh, it’s just housatosis, I’ve been in South Dakota pheasant hunting for the last week
Housatosis by AGRODEO January 2, 2026
housemonkey
n. An elected official who follows the iniquitous path of a criminally incompetent and morally corrupt leader rather than a sensible course set by her electors and her heart.
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There sounds the knell of Justice’s gavel. Time to pull up my housemonkey pants.
Enjoy your grovelling dear. Bring me a present. Maybe a USA deathcap.
Enjoy your grovelling dear. Bring me a present. Maybe a USA deathcap.
housemonkey by gnostic3 March 7, 2026
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