2 definitions by The Fabrik8r
by The Fabrik8r August 29, 2015
Easy on the eyes 25-35 year old female to clean and fetch alcoholic beverages naked. Must be growth oriented, skills include but not limited to; suck starting a Harley,
Manage a clean orderly household,
Whim answerer, every.
Always maintain a clean and whorish appearance, clean shaven smell nice.
Must have chin, only one and cannot be long or pointy. Positively no butt chins.
Perky yet not abtrusive nipples.
Breasts cannot sag or disappear under arms when horizontal. A suitable size for her petite frame, slightly larger, and never bra bound. Sleevless Midriff shirts muat be worn when cleaning and when washing vehicles.
Must have ass to die for, and believabley say the line, " I dont know, Ive never done that before".
Followed up response "ok".
Labia must not be of such a length that it requires circumcision,Or tied back.
Feet must be petite and pretty, and not pigeon toed, fungi ridden or callused and corn ridden. knees must appear feminine, and cannot be knocked.
Teeth must be straight, brushed and remain in mouth always. Natural preferred. No missing front teeth or broken jagged teeth.
Eyes must be focused and not crossed except when applicable. (Curling of toes could apply also)
Ears must be of a suitable size for handles, while not flappy or oversized for the size of her head. Which should match her petite frame. Hair must be long, and never in a bun, EVER.
Hands must be feminine and small in size, and are required to not be in everything.
Manage a clean orderly household,
Whim answerer, every.
Always maintain a clean and whorish appearance, clean shaven smell nice.
Must have chin, only one and cannot be long or pointy. Positively no butt chins.
Perky yet not abtrusive nipples.
Breasts cannot sag or disappear under arms when horizontal. A suitable size for her petite frame, slightly larger, and never bra bound. Sleevless Midriff shirts muat be worn when cleaning and when washing vehicles.
Must have ass to die for, and believabley say the line, " I dont know, Ive never done that before".
Followed up response "ok".
Labia must not be of such a length that it requires circumcision,Or tied back.
Feet must be petite and pretty, and not pigeon toed, fungi ridden or callused and corn ridden. knees must appear feminine, and cannot be knocked.
Teeth must be straight, brushed and remain in mouth always. Natural preferred. No missing front teeth or broken jagged teeth.
Eyes must be focused and not crossed except when applicable. (Curling of toes could apply also)
Ears must be of a suitable size for handles, while not flappy or oversized for the size of her head. Which should match her petite frame. Hair must be long, and never in a bun, EVER.
Hands must be feminine and small in size, and are required to not be in everything.
This place is in deperatr need of a housemouse, and so am I.
by The Fabrik8r August 29, 2015