Easy on the eyes 25-35 year old female to clean and fetch alcoholic beverages naked. Must be growth oriented, skills include but not limited to; suck starting a Harley,
Manage a clean orderly household,
Whim answerer, every.
Always maintain a clean and whorish appearance, clean shaven smell nice.
Must have chin, only one and cannot be long or pointy. Positively no butt chins.
Perky yet not abtrusive nipples.
Breasts cannot sag or disappear under arms when horizontal. A suitable size for her petite frame, slightly larger, and never bra bound. Sleevless Midriff shirts muat be worn when cleaning and when washing vehicles.
Must have ass to die for, and believabley say the line, " I dont know, Ive never done that before".
Followed up response "ok".
Labia must not be of such a length that it requires circumcision,Or tied back.
Feet must be petite and pretty, and not pigeon toed, fungi ridden or callused and corn ridden. knees must appear feminine, and cannot be knocked.
Teeth must be straight, brushed and remain in mouth always. Natural preferred. No missing front teeth or broken jagged teeth.
Eyes must be focused and not crossed except when applicable. (Curling of toes could apply also)
Ears must be of a suitable size for handles, while not flappy or oversized for the size of her head. Which should match her petite frame. Hair must be long, and never in a bun, EVER.
Hands must be feminine and small in size, and are required to not be in everything.
Manage a clean orderly household,
Whim answerer, every.
Always maintain a clean and whorish appearance, clean shaven smell nice.
Must have chin, only one and cannot be long or pointy. Positively no butt chins.
Perky yet not abtrusive nipples.
Breasts cannot sag or disappear under arms when horizontal. A suitable size for her petite frame, slightly larger, and never bra bound. Sleevless Midriff shirts muat be worn when cleaning and when washing vehicles.
Must have ass to die for, and believabley say the line, " I dont know, Ive never done that before".
Followed up response "ok".
Labia must not be of such a length that it requires circumcision,Or tied back.
Feet must be petite and pretty, and not pigeon toed, fungi ridden or callused and corn ridden. knees must appear feminine, and cannot be knocked.
Teeth must be straight, brushed and remain in mouth always. Natural preferred. No missing front teeth or broken jagged teeth.
Eyes must be focused and not crossed except when applicable. (Curling of toes could apply also)
Ears must be of a suitable size for handles, while not flappy or oversized for the size of her head. Which should match her petite frame. Hair must be long, and never in a bun, EVER.
Hands must be feminine and small in size, and are required to not be in everything.
This place is in deperatr need of a housemouse, and so am I.
by The Fabrik8r October 11, 2015
Get the housemouse mug.In a marriage or domestic partnership, the partner who does not work and stays home to take care of the house and the children, if any. Basically housewife, or househusband but without being gender specific.
Useful when speaking in general, or when talking to a couple and you don't who stays home.
Useful when speaking in general, or when talking to a couple and you don't who stays home.
It doesn't matter who stays home, the housespouse should have dinner waiting on the table for the working spouse.
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His occupation is housespouse.
by wordcreatorfromvirginia April 7, 2010
Get the housespouse mug.Gianpolo is a horsemosexual.
by YVERTISLOVE September 29, 2009
Get the Horsemosexual mug.A term used in the D/s community for a submissive who's responsable for taking care of the home, cleaning up after play paries, and tending to any needs of the Dom.
A house mouse is usualy Not collared by the Dom they work under.
The payments and punishments of a good or badly done job are usualy defined by the Dom.
A house mouse is usualy Not collared by the Dom they work under.
The payments and punishments of a good or badly done job are usualy defined by the Dom.
Master P has a cute lil house mouse, she'll get on her knees and scrub the floor - then polish his knob.
by QueerFemmeGirl January 5, 2007
Get the house mouse mug.A person (usually a female) who comes to your house and cleans? And does your laundry and takes care of you? Like a wife would cook dinner and then she leaves. She does what she came to do and then she's gone not to be seen or heard from until it's time to do it again. This is what an actual house mouse is All these other definitions. I mean some of them are pretty close but most of them are pretty far off.
Renta wife for a short time.
Person 1: My house mouse is coming over to clean up the mess later.
Person 2: your pet, cleans? Normally people date girls for that.
Person 1: she's like a rent, a girlfriend she comes. She does what I need her to do and then she leaves. She's not a pet, although she could be temporarily.
Person 2: well dang I need a house mouse!
, pretty girl who listens and caters to a master for a short time then leaves
Person 1: My house mouse is coming over to clean up the mess later.
Person 2: your pet, cleans? Normally people date girls for that.
Person 1: she's like a rent, a girlfriend she comes. She does what I need her to do and then she leaves. She's not a pet, although she could be temporarily.
Person 2: well dang I need a house mouse!
, pretty girl who listens and caters to a master for a short time then leaves
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