Housatosis

The stale sour smell that develops in a house when no one lives there for more than a few days.

Dude walks into his buddy’s house: “Whoa, what’s that funky smell?”
Buddy: “Oh, it’s just housatosis, I’ve been in South Dakota pheasant hunting for the last week

Housatosis by AGRODEO January 2, 2026

houseatosis 

The condition of foul, lingering odors in one's house. From house+(hali)tosis.

I remember the night when the girls came over for bridge club. I was so embarassed because of lingering odors, the houseatosis.

houseatosis by quack February 27, 2005

houseosis 

being confined indefinitely in your home and being sick and tired of everyone and it's contents and yearning to bolt from the structure.

After spending two weeks inside my house due to a broken fibula, a snow storm hit the city hard. As a result, people are being forced to stay in their homes and off the roads and further citing, it could be days before anyone gets out. A major case of houseosis has begun set in.

houseosis by housebroken January 12, 2011

housitosis 

When a house has a funky smell.

I walked into his house and it smelled really gross; it had a bad case of housitosis.

housitosis by Daisyness November 12, 2011