Houph

When someone does something stupid/dumb or you see a weird person that makes you cringe when you look at them, or a "horse girl"
or when your on TikTok and you see some fucked up shit

"houphhh, look at sandy"-arianna
'HOUPH tf"- shayla

by chala/ nighthawk January 25, 2019

hoephie

A hoe/woman in a relationship that still acts single towards other men, because they can’t take relationships seriously, and prefer to be hoes sleeping around with multiple people.

“I feel bad for him because his girlfriend is such a hoephie.”

by Zachsoncrack January 1, 2018

Homph

The act of eating something with great enthusiasm. The noise one makes when thoroughly enjoying a piece of food.

Did you see Smithers homph down on that sandwich?!

by Weathersby September 25, 2010

houghmagandie

Old Scots term for fornication.

Old wifey overheard in pub: "Ma lumis needin' some serious houghmagandie, ye ken!"

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

hoPhone

A second cell phone owned by a scandalous, usually married man. Apparently, all people in the U.S. own 1.04 cell phones. hoPhone represents the .04%.

"Dude, why didn't you call her from your hoPhone? You are SO busted."

by magsdesign November 30, 2011

Hoephobia

The fear of hoes

I was going to go to the club but the hoes scare me. I think I may have hoephobia

by L0l1 April 17, 2016

horphul

An Elephant prostitute

Jamie: Dayum, y'all see that horphul?
Dylarrl: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Jamie: Rectum.

by Dylarrrl March 31, 2008