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Your bending over while sitting with your back curved
Don't be houched
Houched by Laynabug27 November 15, 2018
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a position where one is crouched and hunched over somewhat like a gorilla sex mount.
Paul was houched over the chicken.
Houched by BanditoMaine May 16, 2022

hooched up 

He just bonged 9 beers; that fucker is hooched up.
hooched up by Hondo77 April 2, 2007
Tim knew he had been Houghed when nobody showed up to dispatch.
Houghed by #dontgethoughed June 9, 2018
Hooched - someone who has intaked a lot of alcohol and has lost control of their behaviour
Wow Tyler and kaden are so hooched”
Hooched by Nylyakrise August 12, 2018

getting Hoched 

Being married to someone far less attractive than you could be married to, for whatever reason. See successful professional golfer Scott Hoch and his wife.
I just hit the powerball lottery. Life would be sweet if I wasn't getting Hoched in a couple of weeks.
getting Hoched by Sign boy July 26, 2006