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When you are leaning forward with your back curved
Don't be houched
Houched by Laynabug27 November 15, 2018
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Your bending over while sitting with your back curved
Don't be houched
Houched by Laynabug27 November 15, 2018
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a position where one is crouched and hunched over somewhat like a gorilla sex mount.
Paul was houched over the chicken.
Houched by BanditoMaine May 16, 2022

hooched up 

He just bonged 9 beers; that fucker is hooched up.
hooched up by Hondo77 April 2, 2007
Tim knew he had been Houghed when nobody showed up to dispatch.
Houghed by #dontgethoughed June 9, 2018
Hooched - someone who has intaked a lot of alcohol and has lost control of their behaviour
Wow Tyler and kaden are so hooched”
Hooched by Nylyakrise August 12, 2018

getting Hoched 

Being married to someone far less attractive than you could be married to, for whatever reason. See successful professional golfer Scott Hoch and his wife.
I just hit the powerball lottery. Life would be sweet if I wasn't getting Hoched in a couple of weeks.
getting Hoched by Sign boy July 26, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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