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Hotrod Johnson

Hotrod Johnson is when you are feeling more than good. The night of drankin, and whatever else might have been up your sleeve to amplify the fun, may be coming to an end but not if your in your prime. Once you get to this stage in the night you have the urge to let everyone know that you are Hotrod Johnson.
Guy: Dude how ya feeling?
Dude: I'm fucking Hotrod Johnson.
Guy: Perfect!
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Runcorn hotpot 

Runcorn hotpot

A sexual act involving two or more rub and tug girls from logon, woodridge or inala, a headstand, an anal speculum and a serve of short soup with bbq pork.
I thought we were just stopping off for a quick massage but turns out we were in for a Runcorn hotpot

Korean Hotrod Firetruck 

The act of slathering your male partner's penis with barbecue sauce and proceeding to insert into one's self.
George: Would you like to Korean Hotrod Firetruck?

Tom: Yes I would, get the barbecue sauce.
Korean Hotrod Firetruck by Toffles September 1, 2014

Horrotica 

Porn that will give you a boner but make you too terrified to do anything about it.
Garth: Hey wanna watch my new porno?
Dean: Sure.

An Hour Later

Garth: So what did you think
Dean: It scared me stiff.
Garth: Thats why it's called Horrotica.
Horrotica by Jonathanius January 12, 2009

HotPot Pizza 

The act of eating pizza while rubbing your partner sensually with a marijuana leaf and yelling. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW"
Dude, that girl enjoys a nice hotpot pizza. If you know what I mean.
HotPot Pizza by doctahfong November 15, 2009
To improve performance of something as in a hot rod car.
Plans were made to hotrod the shovel motor in the old rigid chop so it would get out of it's own way.
hotrod by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005