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Horrotica

Porn that will give you a boner but make you too terrified to do anything about it.
Garth: Hey wanna watch my new porno?
Dean: Sure.

An Hour Later

Garth: So what did you think
Dean: It scared me stiff.
Garth: Thats why it's called Horrotica.
by Jonathanius January 12, 2009
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horrorcane

1. A hurricane that is so big that it strikes horror in the lives of all that are in its path.

2. A hurricane that occurred in 2012 around Halloween and nearly wiped out the entire eastern seaboard.

3. A synonym for Hurricane Sandy.

4. A post-tropical cyclone that mixes with a Nor'Easter (and a full moon) that truly earned the title "Storm Of The Century".
I was going to take the train uptown to see my girl, but the subway tunnel is underwater because of that damn horrorcane.

Hurricane just seems so inadequate; it's more like a "horrorcane".

Hurry up! We gotta evacuate the city; there's a horrorcane up our asses.

And you thought Katrina was bad? Sandy is an even bigger bitch; talk about about a horrorcane.
by Gideon's Fleece™ October 30, 2012
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Hortical

original, real, true, genuine, respected, acclaimed.


An adjective often describing a person, relationship, or situation.
Our friendship is hortical.
I am hortical.
by Mr. Mention February 9, 2009
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horrification

The act of being horrified
Horrification IS a word
by orionHCCA December 26, 2006
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Horrifica

The standard term for (already

butt ugly) female that brings her ugly ass outside fresh out the bed no fair warning ⚠️
Me: oh fuck horrifica, bitch don't do that!!!
You: do what?
Me: sneak your ugly ass up on me, you almost got that ass pepper sprayed and tranquilized.
by QueenyOmygodess June 19, 2023
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Hormonica

A word one can use, while in a loud public area, to describe someone across the room. It has no real meaning but can be affiliated with things like: a bitch, someone who takes their top off and waves it wildly above their head, someone who beats up others in public bathrooms, a woman with large breasts (which she uses as part of her 'arse'nal when proceeding to beat up people in public toilets), and someone who stands beside skinny men.
"I say Joe, that woman over there seems to be acting like a COMPLETE hormonica!"

"I agree George, but I'm slightly confused as to what exactly 'hormonica' means..."
by Gemma Sanders April 11, 2008
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Horrotious

A contraction of the word "Horrible" and "Atrocious". Can also be described as the worst. This word is used to describe something that is so terrible that it is mean and cruel.
"Did you see that girls face, it was HORROTIOUS!!"
by Platinum78 December 16, 2004
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