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A hornyia is when you hurt you penis skin while masturbating or getting a hand job.
Matt: Dude, I got a hornyia when I was spanking the monkey last night.
Camden: Me too but from the hooker behind the library.
Hornyia by communist killer May 16, 2013
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Hornycar 

Ornicar means something in french, it’s a brand. But during quarantine, we all become hornycars
Me: “I’m talking to this boy and he turns me on.”
Nina: “you’re a hornycar”
Hornycar by Lyliashl March 25, 2020
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horniada 

spanish slag for a horny female;or sexualy aggresive female.
"it took me 2 seconds to get her to suck me up, esa vieja estaba horniada"
horniada by Decawon March 26, 2007

Hornygasted 

When your really fucking horny, and shocked at something in the same time period.
Hornygasted: "dude she's so hot I want to fuck her brains out" -- "OH SHIT I LEFT THE OVEN ON!"
Hornygasted by BigBoy6669 June 29, 2019

Hornyitis 

serious case of being cock blocked to where you are left with nothing....
Man i have a huge case of hornyitis....
Hornyitis by hornyitis girl... July 19, 2010

hornyism 

Where you can’t sleep because of hornyism.
damn bro i cant sleep at all, this hornyism hitting different 😫😫”
hornyism by suingyoongi March 11, 2021

hornyideous

The act of being too horny. Walking around horny all the time. The need to have relations with yourself several times a day to get relief. There is no cure.
Allison suffers terribly with hornyideous.
hornyideous by Glennyess May 25, 2007
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