Hornia

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When your dick gets so hard it feels like it is about to break through the skin. It's a combination of two words, Hernia and Horny.

Jay was so attracted to Eve that he got a Hornia every time she was around.

Hornia by Jaythecrazyandwackyguy November 9, 2009

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Hornia

When Yannis Koliopoulos gets too horny and takes it out on his friends.

I AM GETTING ATTACKED BY HORNIA

Hornia by HORNIA February 14, 2019

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Hornia • Hornian • horniable • horniac • horniada • Horniaperlexolus • horniate • Horniated • hornball • hornbag

Hornia

Short-hand for Horn of Africa

She's from Hornia

Hornia by readyforthemoon55 September 17, 2019

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Hornia

when a middle aged man picks up his mistress in a moment of passion and causes himself internal damage.

boris gave him self a right bad hornia when picking up jennifer

Hornia by eno deka May 8, 2021

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French Horning

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.

Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.

French Horning by Vinay P. October 15, 2016

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Hornaman

A diabetic man who never learns anyones real name. One who dances around the room looking crazy. Favorite word: "shiznit"

"Look at that Hornaman, he's at it again"

Hornaman by Carpentier January 30, 2009

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hornimal

Used to describe someone who is as horny as an animal on heat.

My friend Sally likes to fuck a lot, she is so hornimal.

hornimal by rattler September 8, 2015

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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