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hornywasted 

When you're very drunk and so hard up for a piece of ass and/or piece of cock that you're about a midget's throw away from making out with anyone or anything.

If you act upon being hornywasted you'll most likely end up regretting it tomorrow.

It may or may not involve severely lowering your standards and/or drunk dialing an ex.




"I sooooo hornywasted. I sooooo want to drunk dial my ex. What to do?"

"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."

"You're right. I guess that's a pretty big to don't. It's probably all that mad dog 20/20 talking."

"Yes."

hornywasted by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009
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Hornygasted 

When your really fucking horny, and shocked at something in the same time period.
Hornygasted: "dude she's so hot I want to fuck her brains out" -- "OH SHIT I LEFT THE OVEN ON!"
Hornygasted by BigBoy6669 June 29, 2019
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Horny Wasted 

Where you get horny so many ttimes in a day that your dick just stops cumming for a while.
Guy; Hey man you beat the meat today?
Me; Nah bro im Horny Wasted

Hornblasted 

When a 13 horned beast rams you into pieces.
Dude, I just got torn by the horn! Totally hornblasted, bro!
Hornblasted by The Horned One January 5, 2010

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026