Hornyitis

serious case of being cock blocked to where you are left with nothing....

Man i have a huge case of hornyitis....

by hornyitis girl... July 19, 2010

hornitos

A most excellent tequila.

Bartender, I'll have an hornitos margarita, straight up.

Bartender, I'll have another hornitos margarita, straight up.

Barrender, I'll have nmnother hrnoitos margarita, shut up.

Btenndr how buout another mgrita

Nother one please?

*vomits and passes out*

by banfito May 8, 2003

hornitos

a condition involving the irrepressible urge to bang a chick with your toes.

dude, i had some serious hornitos last night, all the little piggys were fully erect

by tfollz January 3, 2011

Hornitis

Hornitis is a deadly disease, when you are horny for too long you get Hornitis, side effects include: Dizziness, Horny-ness, stomach aches and coughing. it's very contagious, don't be horny near anyone or you both risk getting Hornitis.

"Damn bruh i got a bad case of Hornitis"

"the hell man stay away ion wanna catch yo disease"

by Disease Whisperer August 29, 2020

Hornitos

Horny Doritos

Look at my bag of hornitos.

by Zensai October 11, 2017

horitis

A series of random and seemingly unrelated illnesses resulting from over-exposure to the collective bodily fluids of a large random sample of humans

Gotta call in sick today.....got a case of the horitis.

by maker_breaker_213 July 15, 2014

Hornitis

Extreme fluidity in the crotch area; may have the desire to grind on odd body parts of partner. Thoughts of engaging in slut-like behavior with the opposite sex due to being turn down for sex or partner refusing. May speak of vulgar sexually explicit acts. Symptoms include: wet underwear, dizziness, electrical impulses in clitorial area; women equivalent to blue balls

-I was gonna put out but he refused; now I have hornitis.

- Never leave your girl with the case of hornitits

by ChichiAli August 1, 2015