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A hornyia is when you hurt you penis skin while masturbating or getting a hand job.
Matt: Dude, I got a hornyia when I was spanking the monkey last night.
Camden: Me too but from the hooker behind the library.
Hornyia by communist killer May 16, 2013

Hornygasted 

When your really fucking horny, and shocked at something in the same time period.
Hornygasted: "dude she's so hot I want to fuck her brains out" -- "OH SHIT I LEFT THE OVEN ON!"
Hornygasted by BigBoy6669 June 29, 2019

Hornyitis 

serious case of being cock blocked to where you are left with nothing....
Man i have a huge case of hornyitis....
Hornyitis by hornyitis girl... July 19, 2010

hornigate 

to rapidly flare and constrict the nostrils giving the appearance of an excited rabbit
Probie must be really upset! He's hornigating like mad.
hornigate by Ferny October 14, 2004

hornyideous

The act of being too horny. Walking around horny all the time. The need to have relations with yourself several times a day to get relief. There is no cure.
Allison suffers terribly with hornyideous.
hornyideous by Glennyess May 25, 2007

Horniaperlexolus 

Horniaperlexolus; In where one has a condition in which they ready for sexual intercourse permanantly.
"Hey Josh, i just got diagnosed with Horniaperlexolus."
"Really?! Wanna do it?"
Horniaperlexolus by zommbiejosh January 11, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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