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A Hootong is the cross between a hooter and a water bong created for use to smoke heroin.
Hey Danimal just made a new Hootong let's go over there and try it.
Hootong by Betty6969 July 17, 2021
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hooting dick hole

(n) A person who likes to make bad jokes in public, usually sexual or homophobic, with intent to offend people for lulz. More commonly called trolls. These people usually do not have any friends who are not hooting dick holes, because anybody else would be repulsed by them.
"Although the player base can charitably be described as 'lively', and uncharitably described as 'a bunch of hooting dick holes'" - Yahtzee Crenshaw on Xbox Live Members
hooting dick hole by Emily Rem November 25, 2009
A person who by looking at ,straight away, you can tell that they are a legend.
Omg you see that girl over there?
Omg, she looks like a "Hooton"
Totally
Hooton by IAmNotGinger July 7, 2010
A term for a person who adopts a look without taking up the activity they want to be associated with.
1. Skateboard Hootang:
Wearing skate threads and carrying a skateboard but knows jack shit about skateboarding or how to do it.

2. Manchester Utd Hootang:
Glory hunting know nothing tosspot who wears the latest Man U top and watches all the TV matches, never having been to a match. Usually the first to call the post match radio programme to give opinions.
Hootang by TellyTubby March 11, 2012
General term for an asian "hood thang"
You my lil' hootang.
Oh hootang, I will stripe your nail.

(say in Asian accent)
hootang by beachbabie793 May 11, 2011
The twitter equivalent of nightblogging. You could call it night tweeting, but since owls are out at night rather than birds that tweet, hooting would be a more appropriate term.
"Did you see Jenny's ridiculous tweets from last night? I almost thought I was on tumblr witnessing the nightblogging."
"Yeah, it was pretty late. After a certain hour she tends to start hooting."
Hooting by anachronism JN June 1, 2013

War Hooting 

Yelling or hollering at a party, campground or similar setting. Usually at tops of lungs, to signify game on or lets rock.
Yall better quit that damn der War Hooting. Waking up all the neighbors. And when I say something you can take that shit to the bank.
War Hooting by BurgeAB July 6, 2011
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