Hootang

A term for a person who adopts a look without taking up the activity they want to be associated with.

1. Skateboard Hootang:
Wearing skate threads and carrying a skateboard but knows jack shit about skateboarding or how to do it.

2. Manchester Utd Hootang:
Glory hunting know nothing tosspot who wears the latest Man U top and watches all the TV matches, never having been to a match. Usually the first to call the post match radio programme to give opinions.

Hootang by TellyTubby March 11, 2012

hootang

General term for an asian "hood thang"

You my lil' hootang.
Oh hootang, I will stripe your nail.

(say in Asian accent)

hootang by beachbabie793 May 11, 2011

hobotang 

An able-bodied freeloader. A capable person who nonetheless behaves like a hobo.

(As made popular by the Walking the Room podcast, featuring Greg Behrendt and Dave Anthony)

The hobotang next door keeps stealing oranges from our neighbor's tree.

Hobotang dad wasn't feeling well, so his wife drove the car home after she gave birth.

hobotang by randallion June 2, 2011

Hoorang 

Ancient Australian colloquialism. More of a 'bush' term. Wonderfully useful in a wide range of fun situations.

Hoorang: person who is somewhat of a loose cannon; a bit of a unit with a good heart; a person who plays up like a 2nd hand Chinese 2 stroke lawn mower {that sounds like 2 skeletons having a root in a a biscuit tin} but with the best of intentions.

Me old mate Dylan is a bit of a hoorang!

Check out what Josh is doing - what a hoorang!

Munksy is a hoorang!

(picture of someone's kids after they've painted the tv with Kill Rust)

What a mob of hoorangs!

Check out the way that big hole bunyip Tobias is munging on that doogan, what a hoorang ffs!

Hoorang by D1cko June 26, 2019

hooting dick hole

(n) A person who likes to make bad jokes in public, usually sexual or homophobic, with intent to offend people for lulz. More commonly called trolls. These people usually do not have any friends who are not hooting dick holes, because anybody else would be repulsed by them.

"Although the player base can charitably be described as 'lively', and uncharitably described as 'a bunch of hooting dick holes'" - Yahtzee Crenshaw on Xbox Live Members

hooting dick hole by Emily Rem November 25, 2009

Hoobanger 

A four wheeled vehicle, that in better times may have been called either a piece of junk, a clunker, a hoopty, a bucket, or a pile, but is no far more beat up, discolored, louder, rustier, or aggressively unattractive. An automobile that you wouldn't expect to see anywhere other than in a junk yard, at a demolition derby, or parked on the streets of Somalia. A vehicle that even the dirtiest of hitchhikers would not be caught dead riding in.

"Is that rust & bondo colored hoobanger parked outside yours? No wonder why you're still a virgin dude!"

Hoobanger by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015

hoodang 

A festive shindig.

Well, Billy, that sure was some crazy hoodang we had the other night!

hoodang by El Ninja May 31, 2004