by Tommy Hardcore July 16, 2011
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The police in Hoodbury have nothing better to do than bother teenagers because shit doesn't go on there.
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by MissViciousDelicious September 27, 2009
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Get the Hoobilly mug.Hoodbilly (ies) are a hybrid species descendant of mated humanoid Squatandrathal and hominid Whitetrashsaphien. They walk upright but lack evolutionary brain growth allowing the capacity to use tools. They survive by nesting in abandoned dwellings, buildings, cars, parks, vacant lots and sewer systems. This Ghettodweller class of Pseudo Human is kin to the Hillbilly and related to Whiteboianoids. They cannot wash clothes, properly drive a car, use running water or figure out how to wipe things clean with a rag. Hoodbilly enlist advanced thumbed races to shave their heads , to use razors for Mullet cuts or Mohawks. Tattoos, applied by other races of tears, barbed wire, skulls, crosses, 115%, shamrocks, sacred hearts and poorly executed likenesses of dead relatives festoon their bodies. The mating ritual of Hoodbilly lasts 4-5 days. It begins when a Hoodbetty gets her guvy and ends when it all spent it on drugs and alcohol and her children start complaining of being hungry. The usual signs of the male leaving to find another female are loud fights, hysterical crying, and the male savagely beating the female as she begs for him to stay. He will usually start the mating process again with the Hoodbetty’s cousin, sister, mother, best friend or aunt. They cannot dance or sing but insist on rapping to songs that do not know the words to or understand the meaning of words they manage to briefly remember. This style of music and dance is known as Hickhop.
I need to get rid of that Hoodbilly roosting in my shed before he breeds and creates an infestation!
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Consists of 4-8 people. There are 2 teams. Each person is responsible for his/her can and is placed on one side of the table.
Equipment:
1 beer per person
1 table
1 ping pong ball
LOTS of room
To decide turns: It's just whoever wants it more.
Goal: To finish your own beer.
On a person's turn: One person (on his/her turn) steps behind the table and has to throw a ping pong ball at a beer can/bottle. If the ball hits the beer, the person who threw the ball has to chug the beer as fast as possible. (The person drinking is able to move around as they chug.) This person keeps drinking the beer until the ball is retrieved and the person tags the can/bottle that was hit with the ball. Once the can/bottle is tagged, he/she must IMMEDIATELY stop drinking.
EXCEPTION:::: If the person hits the can/bottle, but an opponent catches the ball while it's in the air, the person who caught the ball must drink his/her beer as fast as possible, before the person who originally threw the ball can tag them.
Everyone else's job: The job of the teammate's of the thrower is to screen and block the opponent's from getting the ball. Any of the opponents can retrieve the ball, and the ball can even be passed to a teammate to tag the drinker.
Rules:
1. When blocking for the drinker, you cannot push or have intention to injure. (It's like a screen in basketball)
2. Before the throw, no player may cross the halfway point of the table.
3. Shut up and just play.
Consists of 4-8 people. There are 2 teams. Each person is responsible for his/her can and is placed on one side of the table.
Equipment:
1 beer per person
1 table
1 ping pong ball
LOTS of room
To decide turns: It's just whoever wants it more.
Goal: To finish your own beer.
On a person's turn: One person (on his/her turn) steps behind the table and has to throw a ping pong ball at a beer can/bottle. If the ball hits the beer, the person who threw the ball has to chug the beer as fast as possible. (The person drinking is able to move around as they chug.) This person keeps drinking the beer until the ball is retrieved and the person tags the can/bottle that was hit with the ball. Once the can/bottle is tagged, he/she must IMMEDIATELY stop drinking.
EXCEPTION:::: If the person hits the can/bottle, but an opponent catches the ball while it's in the air, the person who caught the ball must drink his/her beer as fast as possible, before the person who originally threw the ball can tag them.
Everyone else's job: The job of the teammate's of the thrower is to screen and block the opponent's from getting the ball. Any of the opponents can retrieve the ball, and the ball can even be passed to a teammate to tag the drinker.
Rules:
1. When blocking for the drinker, you cannot push or have intention to injure. (It's like a screen in basketball)
2. Before the throw, no player may cross the halfway point of the table.
3. Shut up and just play.
by the SD homies March 14, 2010
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