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Someone, be he a man or a woman, with a ghostly porcelain exterior and an intelligence equivalent to that of a Turtus. Often makes a complete dick of himself/herself by demonstrating said retardation.
Honez - 'What song is this?' (to the Happy Birthday theme song)
Honez by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010
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Hot Honez 

An absurdly pompous, juiced-up body builder, easily enraged, emotionally unstable, mostly a toe walker.
Hey, check out Hot Honez over there. He just called me babes and I don’t even know him!
Hot Honez by hot honez November 30, 2022
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honemoon 

It's not a real word. You mistakenly removed the wrong Y from the sentence.
"Your honeymoon is gonna be so amazing. The Y is silent"

In other words,
"our honeymoon is gonna be so amazing..."

and not,
"Your honemoon is gonna be so amazing..."
honemoon by defining_tiktok October 6, 2020

Honey on the mind 

When you're in a situation you need to think really hard but your brain is blank.
Man, during that test I had honey on the mind! Totally flunked it!

eating a burger with no honey mustard 

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Sourwood honey 

Succulent honey from the rolling hills of North Carolina that takes 3 decades for the nimble bees to produce carefully, and it spoils after 12 days or if the temperature of the Queen Bee drops below 18 celcius. After the 3 decades have passed the farmer then takes 7 and 2 quarter months to harvest each honeycomb chamber and sells each quart for 75 dollars. Goes best on Daves Killer Bread but if the bread isnt toasted the honey drips through the pores and you can wash your plate for 11 hours.
I forgot to toast my bread before applying this Sourwood honey...
Sourwood honey by M 2wice November 7, 2010

honey face

Honey face is when a person has orally pleasured a woman and gets a face full of her sweet honey
Ohhh I love after he goes down on me he comes up to kiss me with his honey face
honey face by Bella-gal March 25, 2020
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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