Honesdale; A place where Bush is the bestbeer and Wal-Mart is the only source of entertainment. Nothing really important happens here and almost everyone is on some kind of drug.
"Lets drink some Bush and go play hide-and-go-seek in Wal-Mart!" - Honesdale People
Also known as “hick-dale” this small, rural, drug infested town is plentiful with hicks. The home of many little shitbags. This area is known for its high concentration of Copenhagen usage, and Busch Lite drinking. Be careful not to get shot when screaming “yee yee!” in public.
Chad: Hey Kyle, have you heard of that honesdale place?
Kyle: Yeah, Chad, I heard they dip on Copenhagen and black out on Busch Lite!
(n) an alternate universe, consisting primarily of cowboy boots, vehicle-filled lawns, oversized pickup trucks, and women wearing bathrobes on front porches while smoking.
A cracker of a school, proper madlad year 7’s roaming the place, 35p energy drinks are sold n smuggled like cocaine, even El Chapo trembles in fear when holmesdale is mentioned. The girls are on the verge of dying from fake tan overdose, and the boys look like drips with their curtains and fake Gucci belts. fruity dons remember the sound of ‘Tivey on the radio’. Big up the Holmesdale Massive my selecta, located in the benefit stricken snodland massive.
Did you know?,
Gettingsent to Holmesdale is a proven form of 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙚
a crappy mall in Oakville with no good stores and were all the white gangsta wannabes and old people go to hang out . actual the only good store there is big bare . basically a giant hole in the ground with two stores and a security guard. the nickname given to it is hopeless witch i think is so true.
wannabe1: yo dog do u wana hang out
wannabe2:yeea where do u wana go
wannabe1:Hopedale mall man were else
wannabe2:well were we going to hang
wannabe1: in front of timmies of corse
wannabe2: yeea guy lets go
old guy : those kids have no lives