turtus

when u air in the vagina gets stuck and doesn't want to come out. and then it starts to talk to u.

my turtus is haunting me.

by turtus hunter November 6, 2009

turtus

a.k.a 'turtle heading'. When you need to go to the toilet really badly for a poo and it feels like it is already coming out.

"That guy looks like he has mad turtus, just look at his face!"

by Philly775 June 21, 2013

Turtus

An amalgamation of tortoise and turtle, often used by people with mental retardation who cannot tell the difference.

That turtus was swimming so swiftly beneath the azure waves. By the way, I am mentally retarded

by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010

turtus

A turtus is an amazing creature. a cross of a tortoise and a turtle. but a cute baby. a turtus is a cute small animal created by a girl who can not pronounce the word “turtle”

wow. what is that strange pet?

It’s a turtus!!

by bobthebuilderiscool May 22, 2020

Tuftus

An unusual patch of thick, coarse pubic hair that can sometimes develop on a the taint of an adult male. It is usually the result of hormone imbalances but can also develop after the body has been exposed to multiple sexually transmitted diseases.

"Ever since I developed this tuftus, my girlfriend refuses to go down on me."
"I've grown to enjoy having a tuftus, it catches the santorum and keeps it from dripping all over the floor."

by KC01 January 12, 2015

John Turturro

One of the most underrated actors of all time, Italian, incredibly versitile and able to fit into any character. Played a dim-witted southerner in "O Brother where are thou" A Sicilian gangster in "The Sicillian" a nerdy jew in 'Quiz Show" and a pedophiliac latino in "The Big Lewbowski." Frequently works with Spike Lee and the Coen Brothers.

"You said it buddy... Nobody Fucks with the Jesus" - John Turturro, The Big Lebowski

by derek finley October 11, 2004

Turtuple

Up-and-coming French Canadian (Québécois) Minecraft YouTuber with, at the time of writing this, 555 subscribers on YouTube.

I have watched all of Turtuple's videos in their entirety.

by translate February 23, 2022