Homotechual

A person whose primary emotional or aesthetic attraction is toward technology itself— machine, machines, systems, code, circuitry— not merely as tools, but as objects of fascination, devotion, or even affection.

He claimed he was only upgrading his setup for “performance reasons,” but the candlelit unboxing ceremony made his homotechual tendencies difficult to deny.

Homotechual by Ballzeigh February 19, 2026

homotextual 

An ostenibly straight male that if observed solely by his electronically transmitted written word could be taken as gay.

Common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the homotextual will claim to be straight and love women and women's bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive homosexual inference.

Typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to assert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between puberty and death, aggressive and overt sexual advance.

Tyranny Tard: lol i just fukken RAPED that guy. I totally fucked him in the ass. I was like, so you think yer hot shit, well let's duel and he totally sucked dick. I mean my cock was in his lungs i face-owned him so hard.

Cimmeria Player: So....you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: Fuck you, asshole! I'm a reaL MAN! I get more pussy in a week than you'll see your whole life, fucking RP homo! Come suck my dick little rp faggot, let me fuck you in the ear!

Cimmeria Player:...So...you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: No, son! I ain't queer like u.

Cimmeria Player: ...ah.

Tyranny Tard: What?

Cimmeria Player: You are a homotextual. But it's cool, I don't judge.

homotextual by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009

homotechsual 

People who are expert in using only one type of technology and use it only and are not open to try or use anything else.

"Apple Fanbois"

Homotechsuals are fucking noobs..

homotechsual by deadp00li0 September 25, 2018

Homotextual 

Black on black, white on white text.

Google penalizes sites which allow homotextual text in their PageRank system.

Homotextual by Information Express September 12, 2008

Homotextual 

One who owns a phone, but will only text message. Or one who texts too much.

"Don't bother calling 'em; he's a homotextual."

Homotextual by absorootly October 11, 2008

Homofectual 

An instance in which two guys are having a pronounced bromance.

Guy 1: Dude, you're so cool. Are you homofectual? I'm ready to take it to that next level.
Guy 2: I'm ready.

Homofectual by dsman444 March 2, 2017

Homolectual

Homosexual+intellectual, a smart gay person

Arturo is a Homolectual except for the smart part.

Homolectual by Sealfiftysix March 15, 2010