A person whose primary emotional or aesthetic attraction is toward technology itself— machine, machines, systems, code, circuitry— not merely as tools, but as objects of fascination, devotion, or even affection.
He claimed he was only upgrading his setup for “performance reasons,” but the candlelit unboxing ceremony made his homotechual tendencies difficult to deny.
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Common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the homotextual will claim to be straight and love women and women's bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive homosexual inference.
Typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to assert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between puberty and death, aggressive and overt sexual advance.
Common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the homotextual will claim to be straight and love women and women's bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive homosexual inference.
Typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to assert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between puberty and death, aggressive and overt sexual advance.
Tyranny Tard: lol i just fukken RAPED that guy. I totally fucked him in the ass. I was like, so you think yer hot shit, well let's duel and he totally sucked dick. I mean my cock was in his lungs i face-owned him so hard.
Cimmeria Player: So....you like the boys then?
Tyranny Tard: Fuck you, asshole! I'm a reaL MAN! I get more pussy in a week than you'll see your whole life, fucking RP homo! Come suck my dick little rp faggot, let me fuck you in the ear!
Cimmeria Player:...So...you like the boys then?
Tyranny Tard: No, son! I ain't queer like u.
Cimmeria Player: ...ah.
Tyranny Tard: What?
Cimmeria Player: You are a homotextual. But it's cool, I don't judge.
Cimmeria Player: So....you like the boys then?
Tyranny Tard: Fuck you, asshole! I'm a reaL MAN! I get more pussy in a week than you'll see your whole life, fucking RP homo! Come suck my dick little rp faggot, let me fuck you in the ear!
Cimmeria Player:...So...you like the boys then?
Tyranny Tard: No, son! I ain't queer like u.
Cimmeria Player: ...ah.
Tyranny Tard: What?
Cimmeria Player: You are a homotextual. But it's cool, I don't judge.
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People who are expert in using only one type of technology and use it only and are not open to try or use anything else.
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