Homofectual
Guy 1: Dude, you're so cool. Are you homofectual? I'm ready to take it to that next level.
Guy 2: I'm ready.
Guy 2: I'm ready.
Homofectual by dsman444 March 2, 2017
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homotextual
An ostenibly straight male that if observed solely by his electronically transmitted written word could be taken as gay.
Common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the homotextual will claim to be straight and love women and women's bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive homosexual inference.
Typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to assert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between puberty and death, aggressive and overt sexual advance.
Common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the homotextual will claim to be straight and love women and women's bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive homosexual inference.
Typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to assert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between puberty and death, aggressive and overt sexual advance.
Tyranny Tard: lol i just fukken RAPED that guy. I totally fucked him in the ass. I was like, so you think yer hot shit, well let's duel and he totally sucked dick. I mean my cock was in his lungs i face-owned him so hard.
Cimmeria Player: So....you like the boys then?
Tyranny Tard: Fuck you, asshole! I'm a reaL MAN! I get more pussy in a week than you'll see your whole life, fucking RP homo! Come suck my dick little rp faggot, let me fuck you in the ear!
Cimmeria Player:...So...you like the boys then?
Tyranny Tard: No, son! I ain't queer like u.
Cimmeria Player: ...ah.
Tyranny Tard: What?
Cimmeria Player: You are a homotextual. But it's cool, I don't judge.
Cimmeria Player: So....you like the boys then?
Tyranny Tard: Fuck you, asshole! I'm a reaL MAN! I get more pussy in a week than you'll see your whole life, fucking RP homo! Come suck my dick little rp faggot, let me fuck you in the ear!
Cimmeria Player:...So...you like the boys then?
Tyranny Tard: No, son! I ain't queer like u.
Cimmeria Player: ...ah.
Tyranny Tard: What?
Cimmeria Player: You are a homotextual. But it's cool, I don't judge.
homotextual by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009
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Homofectual • homolectual • homofactual • homosectual • homotextual • homosecual • Homofaptual • homofexual • Homonextual • homosecsual
Homonextual
(n): any heterosexual person with an inclination towards friendship with homosexuals (next to homos), indicated by a gay best friend and/or an excess of friends from within the gay-munity. Distinguishable from the fag hag by a markedly conservative level of interest in gay culture.
Despite her bigoted upbringing, Amanda realized she was a homonextual, and continued to love the devil's rainbow children more than any other people on Earth.
Homonextual by gay4volleyballs August 5, 2009
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