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1. A person who believes anything they say is the ultimate authority due to their statement made in a whiny, nasally, sardonic tone and or with a disgusted, condescending look without any real basis or statistics supporting their claim.
2. Homosexual propagandist.
3. A person who believes the solutions to societal problems are legalizing and or imposing deviant sexual and or societal behavior.
4. A self-absorbed, narcissistic idiot.
2. Homosexual propagandist.
3. A person who believes the solutions to societal problems are legalizing and or imposing deviant sexual and or societal behavior.
4. A self-absorbed, narcissistic idiot.
Example 1:
Interviewer: You can't prove permanent global warming with the limited data set you have. Your data completely ignores the cooler than average temperatures in the southern hemisphere and discounts the natural shifts in the oceanic currents. At best, it's inconclusive.
Al Gore: ***Sigh*** That's because you aren't able to understand science. Excuse me, but I have to sell my failing TV station to a bunch of
America-hating, oil rich sheiks now. ***Sigh****
Example 2:
Homolectual: Gays have made many important contributions to western civilization without them it would crumble.
Person 1: What are they exactly?
Homolectual: Hairstylists, fashion designers, actors, singers and interior decorators.
Person 1: I believe Rome had other more pressing matters than a shortage of those professions.
Homolectual: Abraham Lincoln was gay. In fact, all great people are gay.
Person 1: Proof?
Homolectual: Breeder-homophobe!!!!!
Example 3:
Person 1: The country's broke! There's too much crime!!
Homolectual: Legalize all drugs and tax them. Legalize prostitution and tax it. Problem solved.
Example 4:
See any male or female pop artist, Hollywood actor or actress, or member of the liberal press. A member of the liberal elite.
Interviewer: You can't prove permanent global warming with the limited data set you have. Your data completely ignores the cooler than average temperatures in the southern hemisphere and discounts the natural shifts in the oceanic currents. At best, it's inconclusive.
Al Gore: ***Sigh*** That's because you aren't able to understand science. Excuse me, but I have to sell my failing TV station to a bunch of
America-hating, oil rich sheiks now. ***Sigh****
Example 2:
Homolectual: Gays have made many important contributions to western civilization without them it would crumble.
Person 1: What are they exactly?
Homolectual: Hairstylists, fashion designers, actors, singers and interior decorators.
Person 1: I believe Rome had other more pressing matters than a shortage of those professions.
Homolectual: Abraham Lincoln was gay. In fact, all great people are gay.
Person 1: Proof?
Homolectual: Breeder-homophobe!!!!!
Example 3:
Person 1: The country's broke! There's too much crime!!
Homolectual: Legalize all drugs and tax them. Legalize prostitution and tax it. Problem solved.
Example 4:
See any male or female pop artist, Hollywood actor or actress, or member of the liberal press. A member of the liberal elite.
by shaddup1000 August 5, 2013
Get the Homolectual mug.An ostenibly straight male that if observed solely by his electronically transmitted written word could be taken as gay.
Common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the homotextual will claim to be straight and love women and women's bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive homosexual inference.
Typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to assert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between puberty and death, aggressive and overt sexual advance.
Common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the homotextual will claim to be straight and love women and women's bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive homosexual inference.
Typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to assert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between puberty and death, aggressive and overt sexual advance.
Tyranny Tard: lol i just fukken RAPED that guy. I totally fucked him in the ass. I was like, so you think yer hot shit, well let's duel and he totally sucked dick. I mean my cock was in his lungs i face-owned him so hard.
Cimmeria Player: So....you like the boys then?
Tyranny Tard: Fuck you, asshole! I'm a reaL MAN! I get more pussy in a week than you'll see your whole life, fucking RP homo! Come suck my dick little rp faggot, let me fuck you in the ear!
Cimmeria Player:...So...you like the boys then?
Tyranny Tard: No, son! I ain't queer like u.
Cimmeria Player: ...ah.
Tyranny Tard: What?
Cimmeria Player: You are a homotextual. But it's cool, I don't judge.
Cimmeria Player: So....you like the boys then?
Tyranny Tard: Fuck you, asshole! I'm a reaL MAN! I get more pussy in a week than you'll see your whole life, fucking RP homo! Come suck my dick little rp faggot, let me fuck you in the ear!
Cimmeria Player:...So...you like the boys then?
Tyranny Tard: No, son! I ain't queer like u.
Cimmeria Player: ...ah.
Tyranny Tard: What?
Cimmeria Player: You are a homotextual. But it's cool, I don't judge.
by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009
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Despite her bigoted upbringing, Amanda realized she was a homonextual, and continued to love the devil's rainbow children more than any other people on Earth.
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