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Hop Off My Dick
Annoying Person: Hey can I ask you a questiion? Can I? You there? HELLOOOO?!??!

Me: BITCH SHUT UP AND HOMD
HOMD by TehLove January 15, 2010
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Hop Off My Dick
Ex: Hey daddy I want u back. Im sorry I cheated.

Person: Nah bitch, HOMD
HOMD by danikasiugky June 20, 2018
HOMD is an abbreviation of ‘Hop Off My Dick.’
“Why you always got an attitude?” My girlfriend asked me.

“I don’t have an attitude! HOMD!!” I responded.
HOMD by life lowkey sucks November 24, 2020
Hop Off My Daddy. When your friend is showing your SO a little too much positive attention.
#1. Your man is looking great these days! Where does he work out?
#2. Yea he's looking fine for me. HOMD.
HOMD by Gertrude Baggins January 5, 2023
Similie to owned, and derived from Homie, it is what happens when someone other than a complete n00b gets owned.
Pronounced: home d
"Ah i just stepped in dog crap"
"HOMD!"
homd by banefulcontortion February 12, 2007
1.Cringey stuff. First appeared when a single normie in a group chat tried to say "I am home" but made a typo and said "I am homd". Everyone called him homd for a while and the word came to its current state.

2. To post cringy stuff.
Cringe Boy: Yoooo lmao check what this twitch streamer did in the stream today!

Anyone else: Go homd somewhere else you cunt.
homd by JerusalemFighter November 20, 2018
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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