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An elusive creature believed to inhabit the deepest, darkest corners of the human psyche. According to legend, Holions are tiny, mischievous beings that feed on negative emotions such as fear, anger, and anxiety. They are said to be invisible to the naked eye and can only be detected by those with a heightened sense of intuition. Holions are notorious for causing chaos and confusion in the minds of their unwitting hosts, often leading them to make impulsive decisions and act out of character. Some people believe that Holions can be banished through meditation, therapy, or by performing elaborate rituals involving crystals and incense. However, others warn that attempting to expel a Holion can be dangerous, as it may cause the creature to become angry and lash out in unpredictable ways.
"I knew something was off when I started having these intrusive thoughts, but I never realized that it was a Holion causing all this turmoil in my mind."
Holion by __Kiddo__cheat April 28, 2023
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Holinsnake 

Holinsnake is modern Yorkshire slang for a person who has little or no conscience, often with egotistical traits and very similar to a sociopath, they will lie in plain sight and spread misinformation for personal gain.
The man was a complete holinsnake, spreading lies and misinformation to promote a corporate ponzi scheme
Holinsnake by Lorrie All May 11, 2018
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Holicong middle school 

A sucky place with tired students take DONT want to listen to what mr. Shillingford has to say...
Oh also mrs.Smith say “HAPPY MONDAY!” Ugh!

School full of annoying 7th graders
Hip 8th graders

And annoyed 9th graders

“We don’t do this at Holicong”
Holicong middle school sucks and the poor children want to go home and sleep but can’t because of the stupid rules!

Worm-Holing 

(Verb) The act of targeting an individual’s old Facebook posts with likes and/or irreverent comments with the express intention of causing minor irritation or slight amusement.

Not to be confused with Wormholing under any circumstances.
Luke enjoyed Worm-Holing Phillip whilst Phillip was off work.
Worm-Holing by Lucas Lucas April 28, 2015

Holicong 

Holicong is well-known for being a rich kid school. I can tell you that that is mostly true.

Somehow, although everyone lives within a mile of a cornfield and there are only 7 African American kids in the student body at any given time, many of the students are under the impression that they are "gangsta". They are just deluding themselves. Common hobbies are coming to school high and sexual harassment.

As is common with many other older schools, the architect probably never considered that the school would eventually have so many students (approx. 1,200). I'll leave it at that.

To describe the teachers, a group of them made 1/3 of the 8th grade do a flashmob in front of the rest of the school. This was mandatory, and practices were during Resource/Study Hall.

Even a rich-kid school can be cheap. Holicong dropped German and anything computer-related. Everyone knows that the beloved French teacher will be going next. Every student loves Madame. No exceptions.

Every single computer is crap. True, at least we have them, but what good are they when you can hardly do anything with them?

If you're in 8th grade, your life is Hell and you could end up having P.E. at about 7:45 in the morning because apparently that's ethical.

Homophobia and racism are everywhere. Somehow people think we're diverse. No.

In conclusion, we suck, no matter how much anyone wants to argue otherwise.
Typical Holicong Conversation:

Kid 1: I hate Art.

Kid 2: So do I! I hate this school so much because, seriously, who needs education when you have swag?
Holicong by go_away420 August 7, 2012

Port Holing 

The act of two people, male or female in any combination, rubbing their anus' together for the purpose of sexual gratification.
My wife makes me take a shower to remove my duck butter before long sessions of port holing.

After a long workout there is nothing quite as gratifying as the sweet surrender of port holing my best friend.
Port Holing by blackpearl905 October 4, 2012

Dick Holing

The act of making physical love whilst wearing ones undergarments. The party performing the Dick Holing more often than not would be the man, and prefers to wear tighty whiteys, would weave his cock through the dick hole of his underwear and perform penetration on the receiving party while not fully being nude. There are many reasons one would perform Dick Holing, a person could be a nevernude, a man may want to ceremonially present his erect phallus to his receiving partner, but most notably recent studies have indicated that these Dick Holers do not want to expose their testicles to the elements. It has also been determined that most people who perform this act also participate in sox
Friend#1- Did you hear that the boss fucks his girl through the dick hole in his undies?
Friend#2- Yeah, he's a dick holing son of a bitch! Heard he likes having sox too!
Dick Holing by Dr. Thunder phd April 25, 2017