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When someone is being an asshole but you want to make them feel a little worse than that
(Two bros throwin some shade)
Bro 1: “Fuck you
Bro 2: “Your a holebag”
Bro 1 stares with confusion and feels more violated than if he had been called an asshole
Holebag by Sman June 26, 2018
Words you can keep

hoebag hoedown 

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.
yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.
hoebag hoedown by grande galo claro September 2, 2010
A certain woman in her middle 40's
Single
Has a child (to use as a weapon)
No friends
Selfish
Crazy
Whore
Drunk
Sandra LaRoque is such a hosebag!!!!!

Hoebagel 

a hoe/slut/whore/hooker whos legs are constantly spread open all the time that theres an ever present hole, like there is in a bagel.
Man look at that girl she is such a hoebagel, sleeping with all those men. It's like her legs are never closed
Hoebagel by Always Laughing January 1, 2011
An extremely trashy woman. Generally described by each of the following:
Chain Smoker
+50
Unemployed
Dresses like a skank
Addicted to crack
Look! It's a drunken hosebag!
hosebag by Scott April 3, 2003

cum guzzling hoebag 

someone who likes to swallow cum from alot of people
dude did u hear about that party, that cum guzzling hoebag went down on everybody!
cum guzzling hoebag by Banana$Bear October 21, 2010

slutface hoebag 

what you say when you refer to someone you hate.
Person 1: "What happened between you and (insert name here)?"
Person 2: "Don't worry about it; she's a slutface hoebag."
slutface hoebag by ATowwwn September 17, 2006
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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