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Hoebagel 

A term used for a person's significant other. Hoebagel is usually a males nickname, and the female counter part would be his slutmuffin. Both are a very good match behind closed doors, and really anywhere with enough space to receive pleasure. Not always a term of sexual meaning, but can also be used as a sign of affection and love.
Guy: I love you slutmuffin.
Girl: I love you too hoebagel.
Hoebagel by Slutmuffin1863 March 10, 2009

Hoebagel 

A person that will sell their body to get ahold of the yummy carb. They really become a hoe for bagels
The manager gave Krista all the leftovers because she’s such a hoebagel.
Hoebagel by Platypussylove June 11, 2018

hoebagslutfacebitchmotherfucker 

hoe bag slut face bitch mother fucker
holly is a hoebagslutfacebitchmotherfucker, sometimes

hoebagslutface 

a curvacious brunette that everyone loves to hate.
Diana is a hoebagslutface
hoebagslutface by gillianwass December 27, 2008
A terms of endearment for someone/something of questionable history that has redeeming qualities.
Examples could be anything from a slutty friend with a heart of gold to a very old yiddish bread product that has been sitting out on the table far too long. Is it mold or was it always that color? Probably tasted good when you first got it. Pity but it's still a hobagel.
hobagel by autropos August 1, 2007

hopebagel 

a very yummy bagel that gives you large amounts of hope.
Can also refer to someone who is adorable, a cute hopeful little bagel that you want to hug and protect
The hopebagels he baked tasted really good

awwww i love my little hopebagel so much
hopebagel by madeleine chan November 22, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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