Hoebagel 

a hoe/slut/whore/hooker whos legs are constantly spread open all the time that theres an ever present hole, like there is in a bagel.

Man look at that girl she is such a hoebagel, sleeping with all those men. It's like her legs are never closed

Hoebagel by Always Laughing January 1, 2011

Hoebagel 

A term used for a person's significant other. Hoebagel is usually a males nickname, and the female counter part would be his slutmuffin. Both are a very good match behind closed doors, and really anywhere with enough space to receive pleasure. Not always a term of sexual meaning, but can also be used as a sign of affection and love.

Guy: I love you slutmuffin.
Girl: I love you too hoebagel.

Hoebagel by Slutmuffin1863 March 10, 2009

Hoebagel 

A person that will sell their body to get ahold of the yummy carb. They really become a hoe for bagels

The manager gave Krista all the leftovers because she’s such a hoebagel.

Hoebagel by Platypussylove June 11, 2018

hoebagslutfacebitchmotherfucker 

hoe bag slut face bitch mother fucker

holly is a hoebagslutfacebitchmotherfucker, sometimes

hoebagslutfacebitchmotherfucker by hoebagslutfacebitchmotherfucker April 9, 2004

hoebagslutface 

a curvacious brunette that everyone loves to hate.

Diana is a hoebagslutface

hoebagslutface by gillianwass December 27, 2008

hobagel 

A terms of endearment for someone/something of questionable history that has redeeming qualities.

Examples could be anything from a slutty friend with a heart of gold to a very old yiddish bread product that has been sitting out on the table far too long. Is it mold or was it always that color? Probably tasted good when you first got it. Pity but it's still a hobagel.

hobagel by autropos August 1, 2007

hopebagel 

a very yummy bagel that gives you large amounts of hope.
Can also refer to someone who is adorable, a cute hopeful little bagel that you want to hug and protect

The hopebagels he baked tasted really good

awwww i love my little hopebagel so much

hopebagel by madeleine chan November 22, 2021