Hoggles

a.k.a Hockey Goggles

1.The phenomena by which a man, usually a professional hockey player though it may apply to any athlete, who would generally be considered ugly to average looking is seen as attractive by virtue of being a professional athlete and very good at what he does.

2. Beer Goggles for athletes

I'm not sure if Niklas Backstrom is actually hot or if it's hoggles.

by pkocksubban March 12, 2018

hoggle

To masturbate to an online prostitute

Frank used to hoggle at the computer every day, until his wife caught him.

by Evil Ed the Lesser August 23, 2011

Hoggle

A dog who wonders around, sniffing for food and crumbs all day. Snatches food out of your hand

Willow: Maria is so cute
Millie: It's Hoggle, not Maria.

by willowxwood June 24, 2022

hoggle

verb. to feed one’s partner as though they were a baby bird, and you were their generous, overflowing bird mother

Babe, please, hoggle this burger into me! My little river hog! Into my mouth!

by hogglinglesbo June 30, 2023

Hoggle

Cute but intensely hungry, and always hunting for food.

Person 1: Awww, Maria your dog is so cute!
Person 2: No, her name is Hoggle.

by willowxwood June 24, 2022

Hoggle

The act of flirting or leading someone else on just to get something you want.

Hot girl: Can I please get off?!?!
Manager: I don't know if we can let you go just yet...
Hot girl: *touches manager's chest sexually* but you are the best manager ever.
Manager: Alright, I guess you can go.
Hot girl: Thanks! *just turns around and walks off*
Manager's friend: Dude... You just got hoggled.

Dude, that bitch was just hogglin you for a free smoke...

I'm just hogglin this chick for a blow job!

by Squishysox October 6, 2011

Hoggle stick

A dick so big and hard if it hits you in the face it leaves a fat red imprint

”Your hoggle stick left a mark on my cheek”

by €m[|]• April 2, 2019