Smythe's definitions

Aussie Rules

The best sport in the world - combines skill with strength, not just one or the other. Shits all over American football and to some extent, soccer where pussy footing about is considered a talent. Best players: Chris Judd, Ben Cousins and some other boof heads from other clubs ;o)
AFL 4eva!

"Who's gonna win the Aussie Rules Grand Final this year?"
"The Eagles"
"Who's gonna get the Brownlow?"
"Cuz... so hot right now..."

by Smythe August 31, 2005

grammar

Something that should be learnt properly before being allowed access to word definitions on Urban Dictionary. I'm sick of misused punctuation, missing capital letters and lazy spelling. If I had a red pen right now...

"Lyk do u giez no how 2 punktooate coz mie teecher says i suk @ it"
"Get out."

by Smythe September 4, 2005

Monacle Man

Basically an old fashioned version of a pimp. Likes to wear monacles, bow ties and pocket watches. Fave item: top hat. Is ruffled.

That monacle man is a sleazy old pervert with a cane. Bet he lives in a castle with his trained waiter-duck.

by Smythe November 1, 2003

Schoolie

Some who has recently graduated (or other!) from highschool who goes on a drunken rampage with similar youths, usually in a Kombi stacked to the roof with slabs.

"Damn Schoolies...blew up my wheelie bin."

by Smythe November 1, 2003

Pilare

A good-for-nothing, snoopy, suspicious, over-protective, whinging, whining, do-good of a mother. Likes to cook casseroles and cheesecakes. Won't allow Froot Loops in the home.

Ya mum's such a frikken pilare. wish she'd lighten up a bit.

by Smythe November 1, 2003

Falcoon

Word to desribe bogan-like car "Falcon" designed (poorly) by Ford. Mainly used in Australia. Most commonly driven in get-aways by poor Australian peoples. Main structure fault: Everything, especially the home-made plywood spoiler.

My mum better not get a damn Falcoon, or she's outta the house!

by Smythe November 1, 2003

Fri ri

Asian slang for fried rice (a common Asian dish).

U li fri rie? (u like fried rice?)

by Smythe November 1, 2003