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Originates from "hook it", only with a thick Spanish accent it instead became the latter. Used to express the demand that someone "hooks it up", ie: a drug deal however, it has since come to relate to numerous occasions and instances. (See examples below)
Horuku
1. Adj - A term referring to someone who acts or jests homosexually, despite being heterosexual.
2. N - A straight person f'realz who acts gaysauce.
2. N - A straight person f'realz who acts gaysauce.
1. "Yo dawg, I heard you blew some guy at a party... Choo homo?"
"Nah man, I'm all horuku."
"Aight. Good man, good."
2. "Gregory made out with Alex? I guess that's what you have to expect of a horuku."
"Nah man, I'm all horuku."
"Aight. Good man, good."
2. "Gregory made out with Alex? I guess that's what you have to expect of a horuku."
Horuku by Powerful Penetrator August 6, 2009
Houker Stooker
Houker Stooker is another word for the penis. Also known as a wanger, a pecker, a stiffie, a cock, a dick, a Johnson, one-eyed jack, a trouser snake, a weiner, a dong, a sausage, a ding-a-ling, a goober, a winkie, a pee-pee, or a dip stick.
An example of a sentence using Houker Stooker is:
Rosemary loves to touch Steve's Houker Stooker.
Or another example:
Flat Stanley doesn't look so flat anymore with his new Hooker Stouker.
Rosemary loves to touch Steve's Houker Stooker.
Or another example:
Flat Stanley doesn't look so flat anymore with his new Hooker Stouker.
Houker Stooker by Rose Mary Hooker Stooker May 8, 2009
hotUKdeals
An online web-forum for UK 'bargain-hunters' to rate prices of items sold by retailers across the UK as 'hot' or 'cold' deals.
The concept sounds good in theory, but many members of this website end up jacking one off to 50p off a bottle of Tesco's 'finest' white wine.
The forum itself is inhabited by stay-at-home mums and other people who do not value their time.
Food which is discounted, and usually high in sugar or saturated fat are commonly seen on the first page where the best deals are ranked.
The concept sounds good in theory, but many members of this website end up jacking one off to 50p off a bottle of Tesco's 'finest' white wine.
The forum itself is inhabited by stay-at-home mums and other people who do not value their time.
Food which is discounted, and usually high in sugar or saturated fat are commonly seen on the first page where the best deals are ranked.
Imbecile: I saw on hotUKdeals that Sports Direct tracksuits are 70% off, hot hot hot.
Logical Human: Don't Sports Direct procure all their goods cheap from Asia, upsell and then 'discount' the items to believe you're getting a good deal?
Imbecile: Well, yeah, but it's a good deal!
Logical Human: ...
Logical Human: Don't Sports Direct procure all their goods cheap from Asia, upsell and then 'discount' the items to believe you're getting a good deal?
Imbecile: Well, yeah, but it's a good deal!
Logical Human: ...
hotUKdeals by SitDownClown April 9, 2019
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos
Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis
Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
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Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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