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Hofuk by Bacon235 October 9, 2019

Duke houker

Duke houker to be on ones hands and knees arching back whilst shitting themselves.

Dude what is she doing she's wasted.

Oh she 's just taking a duke houker

Duke houker by Wgijm July 30, 2023

hofucker 

A person who fucks nothing but hos.

He wont stop hanging out with them dirty women, He's a real hofucker

hofucker by G face August 4, 2007

houk it 

Originates from "hook it", only with a thick Spanish accent it instead became the latter. Used to express the demand that someone "hooks it up", ie: a drug deal however, it has since come to relate to numerous occasions and instances. (See examples below)

1. "Houk it girl!"
2. "Yo Rob, I wanna hit that tonight, look at that rack", "Bro, so go houk it, she's hammered."
3. "Yo my dealer just totally houked it bro...you see this bag?"
4. Chanting: "Houk it, houk it, houk it!" - this is used while shots are being poured, bowls are being packed, etc.

houk it by duh. August 11, 2007

Horuku 

1. Adj - A term referring to someone who acts or jests homosexually, despite being heterosexual.

2. N - A straight person f'realz who acts gaysauce.

1. "Yo dawg, I heard you blew some guy at a party... Choo homo?"

"Nah man, I'm all horuku."

"Aight. Good man, good."

2. "Gregory made out with Alex? I guess that's what you have to expect of a horuku."

Horuku by Powerful Penetrator August 6, 2009

Houker Stooker 

Houker Stooker is another word for the penis. Also known as a wanger, a pecker, a stiffie, a cock, a dick, a Johnson, one-eyed jack, a trouser snake, a weiner, a dong, a sausage, a ding-a-ling, a goober, a winkie, a pee-pee, or a dip stick.

An example of a sentence using Houker Stooker is:
Rosemary loves to touch Steve's Houker Stooker.

Or another example:
Flat Stanley doesn't look so flat anymore with his new Hooker Stouker.

Houker Stooker by Rose Mary Hooker Stooker May 8, 2009

hotUKdeals 

An online web-forum for UK 'bargain-hunters' to rate prices of items sold by retailers across the UK as 'hot' or 'cold' deals.
The concept sounds good in theory, but many members of this website end up jacking one off to 50p off a bottle of Tesco's 'finest' white wine.

The forum itself is inhabited by stay-at-home mums and other people who do not value their time.
Food which is discounted, and usually high in sugar or saturated fat are commonly seen on the first page where the best deals are ranked.

Imbecile: I saw on hotUKdeals that Sports Direct tracksuits are 70% off, hot hot hot.

Logical Human: Don't Sports Direct procure all their goods cheap from Asia, upsell and then 'discount' the items to believe you're getting a good deal?

Imbecile: Well, yeah, but it's a good deal!

Logical Human: ...

hotUKdeals by SitDownClown April 9, 2019