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hofume by shaniquanana December 16, 2010
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Hoffmeister Cadence
A musical cadence that does not make sense in the context of the music due to: incorrect analyzing or the composer was a nob.
student 1: "dude what did you get for the final cadence?"
student 2: "oh Hoffmeister Cadence"
student 1: "Sweeeet"
student 2: "oh Hoffmeister Cadence"
student 1: "Sweeeet"
Hoffmeister Cadence by enraged theory student July 17, 2009
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Hoffmeister by solongandthanks.. May 3, 2005
houmehr
Boy’s name means god of sun
He is probably kinda smart but so cruel and such a big lier
He loves his family but maybe doesn’t like his girlfriend and always lie to her about his emotions
He cares about his lessons and has good grades
With all of these he doesn’t have a good personality
He is probably kinda smart but so cruel and such a big lier
He loves his family but maybe doesn’t like his girlfriend and always lie to her about his emotions
He cares about his lessons and has good grades
With all of these he doesn’t have a good personality
Girl1:Do you want to sleep with houmehr?
Girl2:No I don’t think so
Girl1:Omg!why?
Girl2:Cause He’s such a jerk
Girl2:No I don’t think so
Girl1:Omg!why?
Girl2:Cause He’s such a jerk
houmehr by Crazy lover girl August 30, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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