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Hoffmeister Cadence 

A musical cadence that does not make sense in the context of the music due to: incorrect analyzing or the composer was a nob.
student 1: "dude what did you get for the final cadence?"

student 2: "oh Hoffmeister Cadence"

student 1: "Sweeeet"

Hoffmeister 

Mr Hasselhoff's official title. A term of respect when refering to 'the Hoff'
'May the Hoffmeister be with you'
'All hail the Hoffmeister'

hofmeister

really cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
hofmeister is pretty sick dude
hofmeister by hofmeister May 7, 2018
Boy’s name means god of sun
He is probably kinda smart but so cruel and such a big lier

He loves his family but maybe doesn’t like his girlfriend and always lie to her about his emotions
He cares about his lessons and has good grades
With all of these he doesn’t have a good personality
Girl1:Do you want to sleep with houmehr?
Girl2:No I don’t think so
Girl1:Omg!why?
Girl2:Cause He’s such a jerk
houmehr by Crazy lover girl August 30, 2018
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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