hofume 

when your cologne/perfume attracts girls/guys right up your butt.

yo mickie i see your wearing your hofume today, nicole is right up your ass!!!

hofume by shaniquanana December 16, 2010

Hoffmeister Cadence 

A musical cadence that does not make sense in the context of the music due to: incorrect analyzing or the composer was a nob.

student 1: "dude what did you get for the final cadence?"

student 2: "oh Hoffmeister Cadence"

student 1: "Sweeeet"

Hoffmeister Cadence by enraged theory student July 17, 2009

Hoffmeister 

Mr Hasselhoff's official title. A term of respect when refering to 'the Hoff'

'May the Hoffmeister be with you'
'All hail the Hoffmeister'

Hoffmeister by solongandthanks.. May 3, 2005

hofmeister

really cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

hofmeister is pretty sick dude

hofmeister by hofmeister May 7, 2018

houmehr 

Boy’s name means god of sun
He is probably kinda smart but so cruel and such a big lier

He loves his family but maybe doesn’t like his girlfriend and always lie to her about his emotions
He cares about his lessons and has good grades
With all of these he doesn’t have a good personality

Girl1:Do you want to sleep with houmehr?
Girl2:No I don’t think so
Girl1:Omg!why?
Girl2:Cause He’s such a jerk

houmehr by Crazy lover girl August 30, 2018