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hoesetta 

a very fast woman, inclined to have sexual relations on the first date, has a potpourri of children by multiple fathers, schemes to convince you that one of her children is yours in order to drain your bank account
Dude watch that gurl, she is a total Hoesetta. I took her out last weekend and hit it. She went to the free clinic for a pregnancy test and swears I'm going to be a daddy!
hoesetta by Madame Cashmere August 31, 2010
Related Words
a hoe that is worthless and no one will ever like
look at that hoewerth
hoewerth by jasonrt56778 October 23, 2012
When you try to be loyal in a relationship and it doesn't work out so you have to revert back to your hoe ways. Could also be used to Say oh well to hoe activities.
I tried to be loyal and she cheated on me so hoewell.

He lied to me so hoewell time to get over him by getting under someone else.
Hoewell by littleviris June 18, 2020

HOTWETSEX 

n: an exclamation equivalent to "awesome", "sweet" or "ace".
Dude 1: I just got 2 tickets to see The Plural Nouns this weekend!

Dude 2: HOTWETSEX!

hoenetch 

1. A Hoenetch is someone who is completely and totally crazy, most see him or her as being high or drunk, even when they are not.

Though hoenetches can be very obnoxious and slow, most of what they do results in hilarity, mainly because they are to stupid to realize what they are doing of saying.

Being called a hoenetch is usually considered bad, since those who are ones are usually mentally retarded. Though if you find a true hoenetch, they will take it as a complement.
"You are such a hoenetch!"
"Damn that hoenetch!"
"God damnit hoenetch! You just destroyed a months worth of work!"
"Get away from me you fucking hoenetch!"
hoenetch by BloodRabbit January 14, 2006

Street Howetzer

Noun: a Shotgun, owing to its effectivness in blowing the shit out of everything in its path. As in a Howetzer (heavy artillery piece) for use on the streets
They will think twice before fucking with us because of this street howetzer

or

The cop opened up with a street howetzer and dropped six of them!
Street Howetzer by Saberslinger March 21, 2009