1. A Hoenetch is someone who is completely and totally crazy, most
see him or her as being high or
drunk, even when they are not.
Though hoenetches can be very obnoxious and
slow, most of what they do results in hilarity, mainly because they are to stupid to realize what they are doing of saying.
Being called a hoenetch is usually considered bad, since those who are ones are usually mentally retarded. Though if you find a true hoenetch, they
will take it as a complement.