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hoesetta
a very fast woman, inclined to have sexual relations on the first date, has a potpourri of children by multiple fathers, schemes to convince you that one of her children is yours in order to drain your bank account
Dude watch that gurl, she is a total Hoesetta. I took her out last weekend and hit it. She went to the free clinic for a pregnancy test and swears I'm going to be a daddy!
hoesetta by Madame Cashmere August 31, 2010
Hoewell
When you try to be loyal in a relationship and it doesn't work out so you have to revert back to your hoe ways. Could also be used to Say oh well to hoe activities.
I tried to be loyal and she cheated on me so hoewell.
He lied to me so hoewell time to get over him by getting under someone else.
He lied to me so hoewell time to get over him by getting under someone else.
Hoewell by littleviris June 18, 2020
HOTWETSEX
HOTWETSEX by masochistmonkeyjoe June 10, 2011
hoenetch
1. A Hoenetch is someone who is completely and totally crazy, most see him or her as being high or drunk, even when they are not.
Though hoenetches can be very obnoxious and slow, most of what they do results in hilarity, mainly because they are to stupid to realize what they are doing of saying.
Being called a hoenetch is usually considered bad, since those who are ones are usually mentally retarded. Though if you find a true hoenetch, they will take it as a complement.
Though hoenetches can be very obnoxious and slow, most of what they do results in hilarity, mainly because they are to stupid to realize what they are doing of saying.
Being called a hoenetch is usually considered bad, since those who are ones are usually mentally retarded. Though if you find a true hoenetch, they will take it as a complement.
"You are such a hoenetch!"
"Damn that hoenetch!"
"God damnit hoenetch! You just destroyed a months worth of work!"
"Get away from me you fucking hoenetch!"
"Damn that hoenetch!"
"God damnit hoenetch! You just destroyed a months worth of work!"
"Get away from me you fucking hoenetch!"
hoenetch by BloodRabbit January 14, 2006
Street Howetzer
Noun: a Shotgun, owing to its effectivness in blowing the shit out of everything in its path. As in a Howetzer (heavy artillery piece) for use on the streets
They will think twice before fucking with us because of this street howetzer
or
The cop opened up with a street howetzer and dropped six of them!
or
The cop opened up with a street howetzer and dropped six of them!
Street Howetzer by Saberslinger March 21, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026