Hoewet

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A term used for describing girl simps

Did you see that new girl?
Oh yeah, she's such a hoewet!

Hoewet by anonymous November 21, 2020

Words you can keep

hoesetta

a very fast woman, inclined to have sexual relations on the first date, has a potpourri of children by multiple fathers, schemes to convince you that one of her children is yours in order to drain your bank account

Dude watch that gurl, she is a total Hoesetta. I took her out last weekend and hit it. She went to the free clinic for a pregnancy test and swears I'm going to be a daddy!

hoesetta by Madame Cashmere August 31, 2010

Related Words

Hoewet • Hotwet • Hewetic • Hoewell • hewett • hoenetch • Hoeset • hoesetta • Hoewatonna • Hoewelry

hoewerth

a hoe that is worthless and no one will ever like

look at that hoewerth

hoewerth by jasonrt56778 October 23, 2012

Hoewell

When you try to be loyal in a relationship and it doesn't work out so you have to revert back to your hoe ways. Could also be used to Say oh well to hoe activities.

I tried to be loyal and she cheated on me so hoewell.

He lied to me so hoewell time to get over him by getting under someone else.

Hoewell by littleviris June 18, 2020

HOTWETSEX

n: an exclamation equivalent to "awesome", "sweet" or "ace".

Dude 1: I just got 2 tickets to see The Plural Nouns this weekend!

Dude 2: HOTWETSEX!

HOTWETSEX by masochistmonkeyjoe June 10, 2011

hoenetch

1. A Hoenetch is someone who is completely and totally crazy, most see him or her as being high or drunk, even when they are not.

Though hoenetches can be very obnoxious and slow, most of what they do results in hilarity, mainly because they are to stupid to realize what they are doing of saying.

Being called a hoenetch is usually considered bad, since those who are ones are usually mentally retarded. Though if you find a true hoenetch, they will take it as a complement.

"You are such a hoenetch!"
"Damn that hoenetch!"
"God damnit hoenetch! You just destroyed a months worth of work!"
"Get away from me you fucking hoenetch!"

hoenetch by BloodRabbit January 14, 2006

Street Howetzer

Noun: a Shotgun, owing to its effectivness in blowing the shit out of everything in its path. As in a Howetzer (heavy artillery piece) for use on the streets

They will think twice before fucking with us because of this street howetzer

or

The cop opened up with a street howetzer and dropped six of them!

Street Howetzer by Saberslinger March 21, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026